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  • PATRICK SWAYZE DEAD! The Celebration Thread

    Patrick Swayze dead at 57, now burning in Hell.

    Praise Jesus that godless sinner Patrick Swayze has finally bit the dust and is now burning in Hell as we speak. He was a cause of frusteration here at Landover as his terminal life kept getting prolonged needlessly. Now, finally God has answered our prayers and smote this perverted heathen and sent him STRAIGHT TO HELL!


    Ironically, it wasn't the cancer that killed him...it was a Heart Attack. The same method that God smote Michael Jackson with. This is incontrovertible evidence that Jesus is playing a personal role in these celebrity deaths.

    News source: NBC Los Angeles
    Patrick Swayze is dead at the age of 57 after a long battle with pancreatic cancer, his publicist said Monday night.


    Patrick Swayze is dead at the age of 57 after a long battle with pancreatic cancer, his publicist said Monday night.

    Swayze, known for his roles in "Dirty Dancing" and "Ghost," was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in January 2008.

    The actor's health has declined since the diagnosis and during his filming of his A&E series "The Beast," which aired last year.

    He is survived by wife Lisa Niemi, whom he married in 1975.
    His film career was a true disgrace to True Christians(tm) everywhere. He played a strong part in the upward trend of teenage pregnancy in the 1980's with his starring role in Dirty Dancing. Teenage girls everywhere swooned over him as he played an oversexed pervert who fornicates with a Jewish princess.

    Later, he starred in "Ghost" which was some anti-Jesus New Age claptrap with him, kabbalist and satanist Demi Moore, and radical negress lesbian Whoopi Goldberg. The afterlife is not how it is portrayed in that movie. There is no mention of Heaven or Hell, or the fact that you must accept Jesus Christ as your Savior.

    He was also known for stripping for the Chippendales dance troupe, a cabaret show aimed at gay men. Many homosexuals lusted after Patrick's body and he enabled it.

    I am glad that Jesus has finally killed off this degenerate. So, how are you going to celebrate? I'm inviting some friends over for an all-night pool party with dancing (not dirty), champagne, bourbon, a live DJ, and a special group prayer that Patrick Swayze suffers greatly in the lowest pits of Hell.

    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.


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    Re: PATRICK SWAYZE DEAD! The Celebration Thread

    God finally pulled the plug. I guess all the fun was gone watching the chemo treatments eat him away.
    Like a heathen who falls and breaks an ankle, after awhile watching the sap sitting there and cry , it gets boring and you move on.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      His movies always infuriated me. Dirty Dancing is basically one hour and forty-five minutes of dry humping. To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar is even more offensive.



      The makers of this despicable film should have made it clearer that the voluptuous Negro is, in fact, a man.

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      • #4
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        I'm feeling pretty awful that a human being has passed on. I never knew of him or what he did but my prayer goes to him regardless of where he has gone to now.

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          Someone was thinking ahead when he added this card to the LBC custom Monopoly game.
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          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            In life, the disgusting and morally rotten Patrick Swayze never missed an opportunity to insideously lure people into a life of sin and depravity. Well, tonight, as he begins an eternity of bumping and grinding on the losing end of The Dark One's foul and prickly member, I hope each spurt of Satan's sulphuric seed burns an unforgettable lesson into his bowels.

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            • #7
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              This is yet another lesson that the LORD is not mocked! He responds swiftly to those who disgrace Him!

              After Michael Jackson and Patrick Swayze, I'm thinking we need to pray for Obama to have a heart attack. Granted, Pastor Anderson has the right idea praying for brain cancer and all, but it seems that JESUS is favoring heart attacks lately.
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                Your "death celebration" is totally AGAINST God's plan!

                Thus says the LORD:

                "Have I any pleasure at all that the wicked should die? saith the Lord God: and not that he should return from his way and live? For I have no pleasure in the death of him that dieth, saith the Lord God: wherefore, turn yourselves, and live ye."--Ezek. 18:23, 32.

                "Say unto them, As I live, saith the Lord God, I have no pleasure in the death of the wicked; but that the wicked turn from his way and live: turn ye, turn ye from your evil ways, for why will ye die, O house of Israel?"--Ezek. 33:11.


                You say I'm taking the verses out of context? In that case, I'd like to know what you say the correct context is!
                ACTS 5:29

                But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                  "He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision." Psalm 2:4
                  Now go away and stop raining on God's parade. Shoo demon!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Now go away and stop raining on God's parade. Shoo demon!
                    The Psalms were written by mere humans. Inspired by God, but written by mere humans.

                    Whereas the prophets told the people what God was saying to them.

                    I'm inclined to trust the Word straight from the Lord's mouth, thank you!

                    (and you say you follow the "whole Bible"-HA!)
                    ACTS 5:29

                    But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                    There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                      Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                      The Psalms were written by mere humans. Inspired by God, but written by mere humans.

                      Whereas the prophets told the people what God was saying to them.

                      I'm inclined to trust the Word straight from the Lord's mouth, thank you!

                      (and you say you follow the "whole Bible"-HA!)
                      Can you show us the book, chapter, and verse of where in the Bible it says that certain books are more valuable than others? Where do you get the authority to elevate Ezekiel above Psalms? Last time I checked, that's twisting Scripture. "Well, we can ignore this because this other verse says so."

                      No, papist scum, we follow all the Bible and treat it equally. You're making the same mistakes as those liberal "Christians" do when they conveniently ignore all of Deuteronomy. But hey, twisting the Bible around to suit your needs has been an art for the Catholic Church for centuries, so it's no surprise really.

                      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                        Maybe he and Chris Farley can do their dance routine for satan now that they are reunited in hell.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                        • #13
                          Re: PATRICK SWAYZE DEAD! The Celebration Thread

                          Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                          The Psalms were written by mere humans. Inspired by God, but written by mere humans.

                          Whereas the prophets told the people what God was saying to them.

                          I'm inclined to trust the Word straight from the Lord's mouth, thank you!

                          (and you say you follow the "whole Bible"-HA!)
                          Incredible. You start off by saying we should ignore Psalms. Then you imply that we aren't following the whole Bible. All this in the span of 4 lines of text and completely oblivious to the irony.

                          Nice work, "father".
                          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                          in 2016

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                            Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                            Incredible. You start off by saying we should ignore Psalms. Then you imply that we aren't following the whole Bible. All this in the span of 4 lines of text and completely oblivious to the irony.

                            Nice work, "father".
                            I didn't say you should "ignore" them. I just said they're expression of HUMAN EMOTION, of us talking to got-some of these opinions may be flawed.

                            There are numerous more of great value! What's your explanation of the two Ezekiel verses then?
                            ACTS 5:29

                            But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                            There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                              Re: PATRICK SWAYZE DEAD! The Celebration Thread

                              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                              Maybe he and Chris Farley can do their dance routine for satan now that they are reunited in hell.
                              Note to self: Add David Spade to nightly death prayers.

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