[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

There's a difference? What?

Read my dictionary quote and BJ's wiki link to polyurethane. Dammit, I will not explain myself over and over!!
I do that at enough at work!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

No, because I'm not wiccan.
I'm a pagan polytheist. Polytheist the same sense as the ancient Greeks and Romans were polytheist, though not the same deities.

So which deities do you worship? Do you believe they can change shape and visit earth to fornicate with people?

[MoonFlower]

Re: SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

So which deities do you worship? Do you believe they can change shape and visit earth to fornicate with people?

I'm sure it's possible, but a God fornicating with a measly human would either be the greatest sex that person had, or result in death from the thrusting.

Moon

[Brother Temperance]

Re: SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

I'm sure it's possible, but a God fornicating with a measly human would either be the greatest sex that person had, or result in death from the thrusting.

Moon

Quiet, witch. I was asking Hell-Sin, who is not a wicker, and, like all sane people, has nothing but contempt for you and your kind.

[MoonFlower]

Re: SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

Quiet, witch. I was asking Hell-Sin, who is not a wicker, and, like all sane people, has nothing but contempt for you and your kind.

Rachel has contempt for me? Why? Is it because I didn't share my special brownies with her?

Moon

[Brother Temperance]

Re: SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

Rachel has contempt for me? Why? Is it because I didn't share my special brownies with her?

Moon

She'd have no interest in your special brownies unless you baked babies' fingers into them. She does not have the Love of Christ in her heart, and so she is filled with venom and bile towards all other people, but especially wickers. The unsaved are a vicious bunch, that's for sure.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

Rachel has contempt for me? Why? Is it because I didn't share my special brownies with her?

Moon

Oh, no, Moon, I don't have contempt for you! I think you're a very sweet person! It's ok about the brownies, I think I might be allergic to the 'special' ingredient.

So which deities do you worship?

A few different ones. But, detail isn't really important.

Do you believe they can change shape and visit earth to fornicate with people?

Uhhh....change shape? Like the whole Leda and the Swan thing from the Ancient Greek tales?
Meh.....I don't think so, but then again, I don't know everything.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

Oh, no, Moon, I don't have contempt for you! I think you're a very sweet person!

So what do you think of wickerism, then?

A few different ones. But, detail isn't really important.

I want names and details. How can you claim that it's "not important" which "gods" you worship?

Uhhh....change shape? Like the whole Leda and the Swan thing from the Ancient Greek tales?
Meh.....I don't think so, but then again, I don't know everything.

You don't even know what "gods" you worship, do you? How are you supposed to tell the difference between your deity and Charles Manson wearing a silly hat?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

So what do you think of wickerism, then?

It isn't for me, but I have no problem with it.

I want names and details. How can you claim that it's "not important" which "gods" you worship?

It is to me, but I mean, it isn't important to you.

You don't even know what "gods" you worship, do you? How are you supposed to tell the difference between your deity and Charles Manson wearing a silly hat?

LOL, I know very well. I just prefer to keep those things private is all. Just rest assured that none of the deities I do worship is the xtian or any abrahamic god. So there.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

It isn't for me, but I have no problem with it.

As a wise man once said: O RLY?

And you're again thinking of wiccan fluffy bunnies. I'm not wiccan, and fluffy bunnies irritate the living crap outta me as they seem to have lost a great deal of grip to reality.

It is to me, but I mean, it isn't important to you.

Fair enough, it just seems slightly odd that you should be so ashamed of your "gods".

LOL, I know very well. I just prefer to keep those things private is all.

Again, you seem a bit embarrassed about your demonic false idols.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

As a wise man once said: O RLY?

I have no problem with wiccans. I was mentioning fluffy bunny wiccans as the ones I have a problem with. Not the same thing.
It is fluffy bunnies in general I have a problem with, not with wiccans in general.

Fair enough, it just seems slightly odd that you should be so ashamed of your "gods".

I'm not at all. I'm just somewhat of a private person.

Again, you seem a bit embarrassed about your demonic false idols.

Never. But this isn't the right time or place, like I said, I prefer to keep things private much of the time.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

Never. But this isn't the right time or place, like I said, I prefer to keep things private much of the time.

Riiiight.... We aren't embarrassed about shouting out GLORY! I LOVE JESUS (in a Manly, non-sexural way of course)!

Why should you embarrassed to share with us the names of the demonic imps that you worship?

Because you know that we'd laugh? Because you know that Jesus would become enraged?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

Riiiight.... We aren't embarrassed about shouting out GLORY! I LOVE JESUS (in a Manly, non-sexural way of course)!

Yeah...sure..of course, manly, just like the sport you have with your bear, huh, Zeke?

Why should you embarrassed to share with us the names of the demonic imps that you worship?

Because you know that we'd laugh? Because you know that Jesus would become enraged?

For the last time, there's a difference between being embarrassed and it being a private thing and this thread not being the right place or time. For instance, I'd be embarrassed to tell you all about my last trip to the gynaecologist. That's embarrassed.
However, I would not here, now, tell all about, for instance, my family members and a bit about them personally, because it is not the time or place.
Same in this case with my 'demonic imps' as you call them.
Sheesh, why is it such a big deal to you, anyway?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

For the last time, there's a difference between being embarrassed and it being a private thing and this thread not being the right place or time. For instance, I'd be embarrassed to tell you all about my last trip to the gynaecologist. That's embarrassed.

Again, proof of the ravages that your shameful and depraved lifestyle have wreaked on you. I'd be perfectly willing to share all the details of my latest visit to the genito-urinary specialist with you, for I walk with Jesus. You have only to ask.

Same in this case with my 'demonic imps' as you call them.
Sheesh, why is it such a big deal to you, anyway?

Because how are we supposed to save you if we can't excorcise those demons out of you?

[Larry Lee]

Re: SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

Same in this case with my 'demonic imps' as you call them.
Sheesh, why is it such a big deal to you, anyway?

Oh. My. God. She's gone native and adopted the Abo songline thing, which doesn't project it's beliefs onto dieties, as such, and hence her trouble in charcterizing her gods for us.