SOOO Nice 2B LBC Baptist!

[Glendora Christianson]

I caught this sinner reading the Odes of Soloman, in particular Ode 19. Anyway, I never eat bagels (I promise Jesus) but I did go to Einstein's for cup of coffee and a danish . . . for the last time. A BIT QUEASEY GLENDORA

PS don't read on, unless it's been a few hours since you ate.

1 A cup of milk was offered to me: and I drank it in the sweetness of the delight of the Lord.
2 The Son is the cup, and He who was milked is the Father:
3 And the Holy Spirit milked Him: because His breasts were full, and it was necessary for Him that His milk should be sufficiently released;
4 And the Holy Spirit opened His bosom and mingled the milk from the two breasts of the Father; and gave the mixture to the world without their knowing:
5 And they who receive in its fulness are the ones on the right hand.

[OnYourKnees]

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I caught this sinner reading the Odes

So . . . does that mean God has Moobs?

That would explain why those God-hating Homers have been Moob-Free since 1983!

Also, does it mean sinners are likely lactose-intolerant?

[Glendora Christianson]

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So . . . does that mean God has Moobs?

That would explain why those God-hating Homers have been Moob-Free since 1983!

Also, does it mean sinners are likely lactose-intolerant?

Too confused to answer, BUT...

[Warrior in Christ]

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Eholay!

I do believe that is one of the most disgusting pics I have ever seen.

I was so shocked I fell back again and hit my delicate noggin on my book case. I hate to admit it, but that heathen baby eater is right...I do need to pad my office with bubble wrap.

I love you Mohter G, but geeeeeeez! That was awful.

Wounded, Sister Thumper

[Lunadea]

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Eholay!

I do believe that is one of the most disgusting pics I have ever seen.

I was so shocked I fell back again and hit my delicate noggin on my book case. I hate to admit it, but that heathen baby eater is right...I do need to pad my office with bubble wrap.

I love you Mohter G, but geeeeeeez! That was awful.

Wounded, Sister Thumper

Good Gracious Sister! Are you sure that you are all right? You have gone and copped yourself again in the weakest part! A padded office is the way to go Sister.

[Enobarbus]

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Good Gracious Sister! Are you sure that you are all right? You have gone and copped yourself again in the weakest part! A padded office is the way to go Sister.

How dare you insult Sister Thumper in this fashion, you cheeky little cow. That is back on moderation for you!

[lilith]

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I caught this sinner reading the Odes of Soloman, in particular Ode 19. Anyway, I never eat bagels (I promise Jesus) but I did go to Einstein's for cup of coffee and a danish . . . for the last time. A BIT QUEASEY GLENDORA

PS don't read on, unless it's been a few hours since you ate.

1 A cup of milk was offered to me: and I drank it in the sweetness of the delight of the Lord.
2 The Son is the cup, and He who was milked is the Father:
3 And the Holy Spirit milked Him: because His breasts were full, and it was necessary for Him that His milk should be sufficiently released;
4 And the Holy Spirit opened His bosom and mingled the milk from the two breasts of the Father; and gave the mixture to the world without their knowing:
5 And they who receive in its fulness are the ones on the right hand.

So...God's a hermaphrodite,then?

[Bobby-Joe]

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So...God's a hermaphrodite,then?

Keep you fantasies of the Holy Spirit doing the Virgin Mary with a turkey baster to yourself harlot!

[MoonFlower]

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So . . . does that mean God has Moobs?

What if "God" is really a girl?? That would explain the whole milk thing wouldn't it?

Excuse me while I go rub up on Warrior in Christ.....

Moon

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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What if "God" is really a girl?? That would explain the whole milk thing wouldn't it?

How utterly ridiculous! Of course God isn't a girl. The Bible clearly says his breasts are full of milk.

Job 21:22 Shall any teach God knowledge? seeing he judgeth those that are high.
Job 21:23 One dieth in his full strength, being wholly at ease and quiet.
Job 21:24 His breasts are full of milk, and his bones are moistened with marrow.

[MoonFlower]

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How utterly ridiculous! Of course God isn't a girl. The Bible clearly says his breasts are full of milk.

Job 21:22 Shall any teach God knowledge? seeing he judgeth those that are high.
Job 21:23 One dieth in his full strength, being wholly at ease and quiet.
Job 21:24 His breasts are full of milk, and his bones are moistened with marrow.

OH!...Yea, that make soooooo much sense. A male that has boobs and lactates.

Kinda sounds a tad like Baphomet....

Moon

[Warrior in Christ]

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What if "God" is really a girl?? That would explain the whole milk thing wouldn't it?

Excuse me while I go rub up on Warrior in Christ.....

Moon

LORD, give me strength in the face of temptation and evil. I will resist the advances of satan's minions, regardless of how nice their naked moon dances are.... strong their satanic powers are.

BACK DEMON , you will not use your wicked and vile powers to lead me away from GOD.

[MoonFlower]

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You look a little stressed there soldier...come here and let me give you a nice back rub.

Moon

[Warrior in Christ]

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You look a little stressed there soldier...come here and let me give you a nice back rub.

Moon

Your little sex tricks will not work against me, I have the word of the LORD on my side.

Proverbs 4:23
23Keep thy heart with all diligence; for out of it are the issues of life.

I will not allow the evils that you speak of into my heart.