[ayerea]

Re: Enhancements Jesus Would Like

Puke all you want. I dont care.
And yeah, the bible calls me that. i dont care. and call me a fag all you want, i dont care. Im not going to be bothered my open mouthed, close minded people.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Enhancements Jesus Would Like

Puke all you want. I dont care.
And yeah, the bible calls me that. i dont care. and call me a fag all you want, i dont care. Im not going to be bothered my open mouthed, close minded people.

I do not believe you are old enough to have been completely seduced by SATAN, so I think you still have choices. As I stated in an earlier post, if yor mother was immersed in sin and allowed SATAN's minions into her womb, this could have been the result. I do not blame you....In fact, I cannot even blame your mother. It could have been something someone did as far back as ten generations which caused this awful punishment from God.

Disregard the righteous church members who are not personally imbued with the Power of God, as I am, They know not what they do, In 999,999 cased, they are absolutely correct, but I have reason to suspect that you are that one person in a million whom Jesus will resurrect if you follow the correct path. If SATAN crossed your gender, it is still repairable through prayer, faith and a trip to thailand. Gender Dysphoria IS correctible, but you have to get past all of the phony and second-rate hospitals. Do what Sister Thumper did. Contact the Yanhee hospital at yanhee.net in Bangkok. Ask for Carmen.

[Whiteadder]

Re: Male Enhancements Jesus Would Like

Jesus does not expect our True Christian™ Men to know where the Kitchen is, let alone a Laundry Room.
Have you never heard of a woman's Work?
You need a good Slap from your Man and a few lessons in how a Woman should behave from one of our Pastors; Who, I am sure, would only be too willing to oblige for the right price person.
The bit about growing Breasts........... well, you only have to look at the Moobs on some Atheist Men to see how wrong your argument is.
Praise The Lord for our True Christian™ Men and their manly Chests and Six-Packs.

Please friend, control yourself. You are obsessing, no doubt even fantasising about attractive male bodies. You are too easily seduced and would no doubt be happy to seduce many attractive men, should they sport a "manly chest." Should you see a male topless, shield your eyes, and pray for strength!
Moreover, I certainly hope that any men you know have the decency to cover themselves, for to show off one's manly chest is a sign of vanity, and of pride. Why, the equivalent would be if you ran naked through the streets thrusting your devil's dumplings onto true Christian men.
Pray for strength and forgiveness.

[Talitha]

Re: Male Enhancements Jesus Would Like

Please friend, control yourself. You are obsessing, no doubt even fantasising about attractive male bodies. You are too easily seduced and would no doubt be happy to seduce many attractive men, should they sport a "manly chest." Should you see a male topless, shield your eyes, and pray for strength!
Moreover, I certainly hope that any men you know have the decency to cover themselves, for to show off one's manly chest is a sign of vanity, and of pride. Why, the equivalent would be if you ran naked through the streets thrusting your devil's dumplings onto true Christian men.
Pray for strength and forgiveness.

How dare you have fantasies about me

I can assure you that I am very unhappy to seduce just any man with a sporty, manly, muscle-ripped, hairy, toned and tanned chest.

You have received an infraction for suggesting such a thing.