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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622
    #1

    Absolutely Positively Hilarious Christian Comics!

    Normally, I don't advise my faithful flock to read comics. Whether they are in a newspaper, or even worse, "comic books", most comics in existence are filthy and sinful and no good True Christian(tm) should waste his time reading them. Exceptions of course are strips like The Family Circus (although they could use a little more church-going).

    I came across these comics a while back. So sit back, read and prepare to laugh your heinie off!
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    Tags: comics, fun christian games, jokes
    • Mildred Connors
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Nov 2009
      • 40
      #2
      Re: Absolutely Positively Hilarious Christian Comics!

      Thank you, Reverend. It's quite surprising just how many lovely Christian comics are available online!

      There's Prayer Pups:



      And Answers in Genesis' very own After Eden series:



      Simply delightful!

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        • Rev. Jim Osborne
          True Christian™ Televangelist
          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 8622
          #3
          Re: Absolutely Positively Hilarious Christian Comics!

          Those are wonderful, Mildred! I was laughing hysterically after reading those! Most comics that are blessed by God are indeed the "humorous" kind like you posted. But even the world of comic books have some sacred material...



          What teenager wouldn't be willing to burn his X-Men and Spiderman comics and read this instead?

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639
              #4
              Re: Absolutely Positively Hilarious Christian Comics!

              Let's not forget Dan Lietha's other comic, for those who prefer the strip format, CreationWise.

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              What a knee-slapper, and so insightful!
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              Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621
                  #5
                  Re: Absolutely Positively Hilarious Christian Comics!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                  Let's not forget Dan Lietha's other comic, for those who prefer the strip format, CreationWise.

                  What a knee-slapper, and so insightful!
                  There's also Oracle cartoons:



                  And let's not forget Billy the Heretic:

                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639
                      #6
                      Re: Absolutely Positively Hilarious Christian Comics!

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      There's also Oracle cartoons:
                      Those are another favorite of mine, especially this one:

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                      Nothing represents the horror of liberalism like liberty and justice in a lezbanian "marriage."
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                        • Jed_Cassidy
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2009
                          • 289
                          #7
                          Re: Absolutely Positively Hilarious Christian Comics!

                          Haha! These comics sure are funny, they've really been tickling my giggle organ!

                          And after reading these, what kind of nonbeliever can still say Christians have no humor?
                          Matthew 7:15
                          Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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