[MitzaLizalor]

Re: There's nothing worse than being an Australian!

backward hick town

they might be getting some locusts this year, too

[Lisa H]

Re: There's nothing worse than being an Australian!

speaks HERE until your fate, courtesy of the Australian government.

No-one in Australia cares about the backward hick town Canberra. The only reason why Canberra exists because no-one wanted the politicians near them. Every year the Lord smites them with a plague of bogong moths.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: There's nothing worse than being an Australian!

speaks HERE until your fate, courtesy of the Australian government.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: There's nothing worse than being an Australian!

Well I don’t know where to start! first, Perhaps I could mention that some of us are also descended from Scottish convicts.
But how anyone could think that this island is anything other than a manifestation of the demonic preparations (now in hand) to erupt Hell from the abyss - following the rapture - and bombard the whole world with left-wing psychiatrists, guttersnipes & climate-apocalypse grief-pornographers can only have been living on Antarctica for the past several centuries, surviving on penguins (which may be cooked on a penguin fire, additionally providing heat and light)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
............oh, yes - and drinking melted snow.
The government here is currently evil. They have their own radio station controlled from the pretend capital “Canberra”. I must mention this, because having read all the posts, and seen clear exposition of demonic elements in our flag, which obviously functions to celebrate the beast, the antichrist & the false-prophet whenever and wherever it is flown. In all humility, I may claim to know something about cooking penguins + penguin stoves = you can’t starve on Antarctica, and I accept that it is not my place to offer instruction to my superiors. But this is not an opinion, nor is it a lecture. It is a simple mentioning that THIS VERY GOVERNMENT IS RADIO STATION 666 ON YOUR DIAL.
Here is a selection of programmes.
1. The atheist DAWKINS gives a 6 hour lecture.
2. Freudian psychiatrists team up with global warming alarmists to paint a picture of the great darkness in our minds that prevents us from turning off all our lights to “save the planet” THIS IS DEMONIC(and it was on Sunday)
3. Several hours of music from Africa played on the 1 stringed cannibal zither
4. Immediately followed by 2 hours of ravings from devil possessed Hindu goddesses (also promoting cannibalism)
5. A propaganda blitz supporting HOMOSEXUALIST PRETEND MARRIAGE
6. Interviews with “happy” transgender perverts promoting “gender re-assignment” at the tax-payers expense.
7. Science shows denying that the sky is metal (or black glass) and claiming that Humans create life.
TUNE IN ANY TIME TO 666
If one of the gentlemen could assess this information, please? Does this mean anything? Thank you.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: There's nothing worse than being an Australian!

Take it from one who lives in the Southern Hemisphere -- it is Hell, Hell on earth.

The Good Lord knew what He was doing when He nicknamed Australia "Down Under"! As for New Zealand, it is so insignificant it doesn't even warrant a nickname; a pimple on the backside of Australia.

Hallelujah, Mrs. Rogers! It's all true, and more. I fear this may be the most Godless country on Earth. The only good thing about it is that, when the End Times come, Australia is sure to be the first place destroyed. It's only knowing that the 30 or 40 of us True Christians(tm) here will be among the first to be welcomed into His Presence that keeps me going. That, and the anticipation of seeing all the Godless atheist homersexuals and abbos being cast into the aeternal flames.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: There's nothing worse than being an Australian!

<-- me!

I thank the Lord that not only are you saved, but we no longer have to call you "Crocodile Wintersnow" now! It just goes to show you that with Jesus comes some good common sense.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: There's nothing worse than being an Australian!

With the permission of my husband, Mr. Whitford, I have to disagree with the premise of this thread. Thanks to the church's hugely successful Mission to Australia, there are now actual Australien True Christians™ and a full house every Sunday at our subsidiary church on that jungle island.

<-- me!

And not a minute too soon, Sister Mary Maria.

There are still many failed nations where our missionaries have not yet managed to venture into to save the backwards souls of the natives. God-forsaken hellholes like Canada, Greece, Poland, and France - just to name a few. That's not even getting into imaginary "countries" like Belgium or Whales!

Yes it is quite a chore. If I may add one to the mix. Lichtenstein is a bothersome and troublesome place too. The name of the place itself conjures thoughts a good decent True Christian woman NOR man just should not have!

YIC,

WS.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: There's nothing worse than being an Australian!

With the permission of my husband, Mr. Whitford, I have to disagree with the premise of this thread. Thanks to the church's hugely successful Mission to Australia, there are now actual Australien True Christians™ and a full house every Sunday at our subsidiary church on that jungle island.

There are still many failed nations where our missionaries have not yet managed to venture into to save the backwards souls of the natives. God-forsaken hellholes like Canada, Greece, Poland, and France - just to name a few. That's not even getting into imaginary "countries" like Belgium or Whales!

[Master Gordon]

Re: There's nothing worse than being an Australian!

I was born in Australia so I cannot be anything else other than an Australian. First and foremost I am a soldier of the Lord and a defender of the faith. So if as you say us Australians are an abomination, then this is a cross I must carry for the Lord for he is my Saviour and my God. Praise the Lord...

[HughBate]

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WS - Don't be afeared.....Sam Keckovich is a wise wise man

Sam Keckovich was a lamb, before he started eating them. Beware the man for he is wolf in lambs clothing. Say his name backwards three times and you will see.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: There's nothing worse than being an Australian!

WS - Don't be afeared.....Sam Keckovich is a wise wise man

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: There's nothing worse than being an Australian!

Sam Keckovich (The speaker in the Video) is like a God in Australia - The world could learn a lot from this very, very wise man

Actually it is rumored that he is in fact the second son of God - (The "better" son actually but his publicist didn't do a very good job of marketing him)

So this blasphomy directed at him should cease immediately and e should kneel before him

Hail Sam Keckovich

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: There's nothing worse than being an Australian!

Sam Keckovich (The speaker in the Video) is like a God in Australia - The world could learn a lot from this very, very wise man

Actually it is rumored that he is in fact the second son of God - (The "better" son actually but his publicist didn't do a very good job of marketing him)

So this blasphomy directed at him should cease immediately and e should kneel before him

Hail Sam Keckovich

[HTannor]

Re: There's nothing worse than being an Australian!

Our Godly Church had a mission to Australia a year or more ago. We spent considerable sums of money in an attempt to redeem the Godforsaken country.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=8606

Tragically, Brother WJB, with these Abostralians popping up to take issue, another mission may be in order.

If we send another group, could you ask them to bring me back some Koala jerky as i hear it's quite tasty.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: There's nothing worse than being an Australian!

so is your way of getting back at me changing my name and yes i know you delibritly misspelled me as being austrian


by the way have you ever visted australia?
if not what gives you the ablility to comment on us?
also dont forget how the rest of the world views you(oveweight,fascist,war hungry,and the reason for all the worlds problems(and stop picking on the jews there not the cause of the worlds problems its actully you guys))

Our Godly Church had a mission to Australia a year or more ago. We spent considerable sums of money in an attempt to redeem the Godforsaken country.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=8606