Farewell, Julio

[Virginia Day Templeton]

This Sunday, I was driving through town when I noticed my young gardener Julio tending the lawn at a neighbor's villa. I felt like I'd been stabbed in the bosom! Julio has been loyal to me for the past three years, working 10 hours a day to maintain my eight flower gardens and four greenhouses, even when I couldn't afford to pay him minimum wage... I'll be honest, I'd always suspect he was a Catlick, but I didn't ask and he didn't tell, you know? And then I find him like this, working on the Sabbath.

Of course I fired him on the spot—or rather, I placed a call to a friend in Homeland Security who assured me they can drum up some terrorism charges and get him shipped to Gitmo within the week. THAT was a relief. I still wonder if I was too lenient. After all, we are commanded by God to kill any who work on the Sabbath...

Exodus 31:15
Six days may work be done; but in the seventh is the sabbath of rest, holy to the LORD: whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death.

...but He also tells us to obey stupid secular laws so that we ourselves aren't persecuted.

1st Peter 2:13-15
Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:

Did I do the right thing? Has anyone else had an experience like this?



P.S.
Here's a picture of Julio taken a few months back. He does have a shifty sort of look to him, come to think of it.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Farewell, Julio

Sister, I think you did the right thing.

That little brown skinned demon looks like nothing but trouble filled with foul demons.

GOD works in mysterious ways doesn't HE? You got rid of that menance before he could rape you or worse. Are you sure he hasn't been stealing from you?

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Farewell, Julio

This Sunday, I was driving through town when I noticed my young gardener Julio tending the lawn at a neighbor's villa. I felt like I'd been stabbed in the bosom! Julio has been loyal to me for the past three years, working 10 hours a day to maintain my eight flower gardens and four greenhouses, even when I couldn't afford to pay him minimum wage... I'll be honest, I'd always suspect he was a Catlick, but I didn't ask and he didn't tell, you know? And then I find him like this, working on the Sabbath.

Of course I fired him on the spot—or rather, I placed a call to a friend in Homeland Security who assured me they can drum up some terrorism charges and get him shipped to Gitmo within the week. THAT was a relief. I still wonder if I was too lenient. After all, we are commanded by God to kill any who work on the Sabbath...

Exodus 31:15
Six days may work be done; but in the seventh is the sabbath of rest, holy to the LORD: whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death.

...but He also tells us to obey stupid secular laws so that we ourselves aren't persecuted.

1st Peter 2:13-15
Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:

Did I do the right thing? Has anyone else had an experience like this?



P.S.
Here's a picture of Julio taken a few months back. He does have a shifty sort of look to him, come to think of it.

Actually, the seventh day of the week is Saturday, not Sunday. And you would be in violation of child labor laws to have a child under the age of 18 working more than 3 hours a day. And I'm willing to bet the rent that you didn't pay Social Security taxes on his wages. So much for TC's obeying secular laws.

[Talitha]

Re: Farewell, Julio

Be thankful you've found him out this soon Sister.
Messicans are nothing but trouble, as I found out with my own Gardener just last year.
Kinda strange how they found him hanging from one of the Trees in the Garden just after I caught him stealing.
Freehold security said it was Suicide and I had nothing to worry about.
I managed to get his family deported just after.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Farewell, Julio

Well now, he looks like he would have been trouble right from the start. But his name should have been a dead giveaway, Sister. "Jew-lio". Are you sure he's not some sort of Mexican't Hebe? Not that it matters now. Our boys at Gitmo will get it all sorted out.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Farewell, Julio

You sisters and you troubles with the help.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Farewell, Julio

You sisters and you troubles with the help.

What?? You're insulting those poor, hardworking underpaid employees?? You should empathize with them more. Better fetch me a sandwich, Zeke. And make it quick!

How do you like it?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Farewell, Julio

Well now, he looks like he would have been trouble right from the start. But his name should have been a dead giveaway, Sister. "Jew-lio". Are you sure he's not some sort of Mexican't Hebe?

I'm going to have nightmares about that now. They'd just constantly haggle about how many nickels an hour they got, and as for what they'd eat...burritos filled with gefilte fish, anyone?

[Talitha]

Re: Farewell, Julio

If you pay them in Cash they only go out and waste it on Alcohol, Drugs or food.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Farewell, Julio

Well now, he looks like he would have been trouble right from the start. But his name should have been a dead giveaway, Sister. "Jew-lio". Are you sure he's not some sort of Mexican't Hebe? Not that it matters now. Our boys at Gitmo will get it all sorted out.

Believe it or not, the Messcan'ts pronounce their Js the way we Americans pronounce our Hs. So Julio would be "Hulio," the Book of Job would be the Book of "Hob," Barack Obama would be a "hobless higaboo," et cetera.

As for Jooish Messcan'ts... I've heard chilling rumors.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Farewell, Julio

Oh my! He looks like Satan has been mating with a Llama.

I hope we are safe and we are not on his A"h"enda to be devoured.

Concerned, Sister Thumper.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Farewell, Julio

Believe it or not, the Messcan'ts pronounce their Js the way we Americans pronounce our Hs. So Julio would be "Hulio," the Book of Job would be the Book of "Hob," Barack Obama would be a "hobless higaboo," et cetera.

As for Jooish Messcan'ts... I've heard chilling rumors.

Though I guess they'd be Hooish Mexican'ts, wouldn't they?

Oh dear. It just occurred to me that if they'd butcher the language that badly, would they pronounce the Lord's name... "Heesus"? I wouldn't be surprised that a bunch of papists with heat-stroke would take His name in vain like that! Everyone knows Mexican'ts rival Nigras for laziness (the former only stirring to run for the border, the latter only stirring to steal pies and rape white women), but it reaches a whole new level when they get too lazy to make the slightest effort to properly pronounce a J!

[Bernal]

Re: Farewell, Julio

Though I guess they'd be Hooish Mexican'ts, wouldn't they?

Oh dear. It just occurred to me that if they'd butcher the language that badly, would they pronounce the Lord's name... "Heesus"? I wouldn't be surprised that a bunch of papists with heat-stroke would take His name in vain like that! Everyone knows Mexican'ts rival Nigras for laziness (the former only stirring to run for the border, the latter only stirring to steal pies and rape white women), but it reaches a whole new level when they get too lazy to make the slightest effort to properly pronounce a J!

They can't properly prounounce words, just as you can't properly spell/say their races name? Hmm.

Jesus, in Spanish, is pronounced "Hay-soos", as the 'e' in the Spanish alphabet makes the 'ay' sound. Likewise, the 'u' makes an 'oo' sound.
Jesus is popular name for boys in the Mexican culture.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Farewell, Julio

They can't properly prounounce words, just as you can't properly spell/say their races name? Hmm.

Jesus, in Spanish, is pronounced "Hay-soos", as the 'e' in the Spanish alphabet makes the 'ay' sound. Likewise, the 'u' makes an 'oo' sound.
Jesus is popular name for boys in the Mexican culture.

We could care less how unsaved scum and Mary worshipping beaners pronounce Hey Suess. GOD speaks American. That's the only language we need to learn.

Helpful, Sister Thumper

[Bernal]

Re: Farewell, Julio

We could care less how unsaved scum and Mary worshipping beaners pronounce Hey Suess. GOD speaks American. That's the only language we need to learn.

Helpful, Sister Thumper

You could care less? I happened to have seen a few or more posts specifically discussing (actually, mocking) the pronunciation of words in Spanish. Sure, you could care less.

Originally, the Bible was written in Hebrew and Greek, was it not? Oh, how your tower of arrogance falls.