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  • Enobarbus
    Professor of English Landover University
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 3496

    #16
    Re: Farewell, Julio

    Originally posted by Bernal View Post
    You could care less? I happened to have seen a few or more posts specifically discussing (actually, mocking) the pronunciation of words in Spanish. Sure, you could care less.

    Originally, the Bible was written in Hebrew and Greek, was it not? Oh, how your tower of arrogance falls.
    The KJV1611 the only truely inspired version of the Bible was transcribed in English. Oh, how your tower of ignorance betrays you.
    Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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    • Bernal
      Unsaved Trash
      On thin ice with for telling nasty Liebral lies about Landover
       
      • Jun 2007
      • 66

      #17
      Re: Farewell, Julio

      Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
      The KJV1611 the only truely inspired version of the Bible was transcribed in English. Oh, how your tower of ignorance betrays you.
      So what...you and your Kiwi buddies sat down and God told you, in English of course, what to write and then name this tome the KJV1611? Surely.

      The KJV1611 is still a VERSION. Meaning it was derived from an original. The original was not written in English.
      "I believe fervently in the nature, in truth and imagination; I believe in life, words, and motivations."

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      • Goatski
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Apr 2007
        • 123

        #18
        Re: Farewell, Julio

        Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
        This Sunday, I was driving through town when I noticed my young gardener Julio tending the lawn at a neighbor's villa. I felt like I'd been stabbed in the bosom! Julio has been loyal to me for the past three years, working 10 hours a day to maintain my eight flower gardens and four greenhouses, even when I couldn't afford to pay him minimum wage... I'll be honest, I'd always suspect he was a Catlick, but I didn't ask and he didn't tell, you know? And then I find him like this, working on the Sabbath.

        Of course I fired him on the spot—or rather, I placed a call to a friend in Homeland Security who assured me they can drum up some terrorism charges and get him shipped to Gitmo within the week. THAT was a relief. I still wonder if I was too lenient. After all, we are commanded by God to kill any who work on the Sabbath...

        Exodus 31:15
        Six days may work be done; but in the seventh is the sabbath of rest, holy to the LORD: whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death.

        ...but He also tells us to obey stupid secular laws so that we ourselves aren't persecuted.

        1st Peter 2:13-15
        Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
        Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
        For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:

        Did I do the right thing? Has anyone else had an experience like this?



        P.S.
        Here's a picture of Julio taken a few months back. He does have a shifty sort of look to him, come to think of it.
        Your race-ism is very shameful. But I expect nothing less from a people who idolize the histories of the nation of Israel. They did practice bigotry, but you people have truly perfected it. Similar to how the Japanese take pre-existing concepts and make them smaller and more efficient. I copy them as well. You True Progression Christians must be True Zionist under the tutelage of the Arch-Demon Lord himself, Jahve, who fell during the ancient days of Lemuria. Jahve and his Black Lodge of black magicians are responsible for humanities degeneration into demonhood.

        Ignore Jahve and return to your Innermost. Take up the equal armed cross and be one with the Cosmic Christ. Forge the the fires of Vulcan the solar bodies of the Being!!!

        This "mexican" is Samael aun Weor, the Red Christ, who suffered terribly to bring the world the Truth!!! He is the Bodhisattva of the Archangel Samael, Ruler of Mars, and caretaker of this current root race, the homosapiens.

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        You're welcome.

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        • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
          Scientific Advisor
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2373

          #19
          Re: Farewell, Julio

          Originally posted by Bernal View Post
          The KJV1611 is still a VERSION. Meaning it was derived from an original. The original was not written in English.
          I'm sorry, friend but you are grasping at straws here. Since when does a "version" of something mean that it's not the original. A version means that there is something else that is similar to it but not identical. The King James Version (1611) happens to be the true version. The others are still versions, they are just inaccurate.
          Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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          • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
            Scientific Advisor
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2373

            #20
            Re: Farewell, Julio

            Originally posted by ******n View Post
            Your race-ism is very shameful.
            I see no racism here, and surely you are just looking for reasons to feel persecuted. There is nothing wrong with calling a duck a duck. After all, Christians are expected to judge using their better discernment.

            Originally posted by ******n View Post
            But I expect nothing less from a people who idolize the histories of the nation of Israel.
            I don't see much idolizing of the History of Israel, to be honest with you. Any idolizing, in fact, would be a sin (see the 10 Commandments). Israel turned its back on God, so He chose a new Nation to be His Own: The U.S.A. Surely Israel was blessed back in the day, but they turned to fornication and other wickedness, and God cannot be in the presence of evil, so He had to move on.

            Originally posted by ******n View Post
            They did practice bigotry, but you people have truly perfected it.
            The only bigotry evidenced around here is from people like you, who cannot understand the notion that someone else other than you knows Jesus personally. You want so badly to deny the existence of God, so you deny Him over and over. Now *that* is bigotry. Every Christian here is filled with the Spirit of Christ and exudes the True Spirit of Christianity.

            Originally posted by ******n View Post
            Similar to how the Japanese take pre-existing concepts and make them smaller and more efficient.
            Hmm, what was that you said about racism? I assure you that such behavior will not be tolerated here.

            Originally posted by ******n View Post
            You True Progression Christians must be True Zionist under the tutelage of the Arch-Demon Lord himself, Jahve, who fell during the ancient days of Lemuria. Jahve and his Black Lodge of black magicians are responsible for humanities degeneration into demonhood.
            That's cute. Did your parents buy you a new Harry Potter book for your birthday?
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            • Goatski
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Apr 2007
              • 123

              #21
              Re: Farewell, Julio

              Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
              I don't see much idolizing of the History of Israel, to be honest with you. Any idolizing, in fact, would be a sin (see the 10 Commandments). Israel turned its back on God, so He chose a new Nation to be His Own: The U.S.A. Surely Israel was blessed back in the day, but they turned to fornication and other wickedness, and God cannot be in the presence of evil, so He had to move on.

              All of the countries of this retched planet Euclid are drowning in depravity, libidinousness, covetousness, and hatred. The USA is no different than any other. Wherever thou findeth the ego thou shall not findeth the Christ. Wherever thou findeth lust and greed and anger and other egoic chains thou shalt not find god. For I say unto you, that except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven!!! Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, "Thou shalt not kill", and whosoever shall kill shall be in danger of the judgment. But I say unto you, that whosoever is angry with his brother is in danger of the judgment!!!

              The only bigotry evidenced around here is from people like you, who cannot understand the notion that someone else other than you knows Jesus personally. You want so badly to deny the existence of God, so you deny Him over and over. Now *that* is bigotry. Every Christian here is filled with the Spirit of Christ and exudes the True Spirit of Christianity.

              None of you know the Christ. You are all children of your father!!!! Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not. Which of you convinceth me of sin? And if I say the truth, why do ye not believe me? He that is of God heareth God's words: ye therefore hear them not, because ye are not of God!!!

              Hmm, what was that you said about racism? I assure you that such behavior will not be tolerated here.

              There is no such thing as a Japanese race. There is, however, a Japanese culture. Your concepts of race are fictitious and seeded in ignorance. There is only the Aryan race which is all of humanity from all four corners of the globe. Every human being on this planet is Aryan. This ancient term and many other ancient symbols were perverted by Hitler who was decieved into working for the Black Lodge.

              That's cute. Did your parents buy you a new Harry Potter book for your birthday?
              The Christ in Jesus warned me of dealings with your type when he said,

              Matthew 5 :11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

              God, bless me

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              • Joo
                International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                • Jun 2007
                • 831

                #22
                Re: Farewell, Julio

                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                Though I guess they'd be Hooish Mexican'ts, wouldn't they?

                Oh dear. It just occurred to me that if they'd butcher the language that badly, would they pronounce the Lord's name... "Heesus"?
                The Spanish language pronounces his name something more similar to "Hey-Zeus".

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #23
                  Re: Farewell, Julio

                  Originally posted by Joo View Post
                  The Spanish language pronounces his name something more similar to "Hey-Zeus".
                  That makes sense, Hoo (Ha! I'm a Mexican't now!) as Mexican'ts already follow a false religion, so they're not really mispronouncing Jesus, they're calling upon the false Greek "god" of myth.
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                  • Old Iron Crotch
                    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                    • May 2007
                    • 3056

                    #24
                    Re: Farewell, Julio

                    Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                    Believe it or not, the Messcan'ts pronounce their Js the way we Americans pronounce our Hs. So Julio would be "Hulio," the Book of Job would be the Book of "Hob," Barack Obama would be a "hobless higaboo," et cetera.

                    As for Jooish Messcan'ts... I've heard chilling rumors.

                    I had forgoten about Robert Hegyes. But his character Juan Epstein wasn't a Jewish Mexican, he was a Puerto Rican Jew.
                    Last edited by Old Iron Crotch; 06-16-2007, 03:46 PM.
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                    • Talitha
                      Deaconess
                      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2026
                      • 15118

                      #25
                      Re: Farewell, Julio

                      Originally posted by ******n View Post
                      The Christ in Jesus warned me of dealings with your type when he said,

                      Matthew 5 :11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

                      God, bless me
                      I've just thrown some Godly Infraction points at you there Boy.
                      You are just "Cherry Picking" lines from our Holy Book for your own wrong-doings.
                      Jesus doesn't like that

                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                      • Goatski
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Apr 2007
                        • 123

                        #26
                        Re: Farewell, Julio

                        Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                        I've just thrown some Godly Infraction points at you there Boy.
                        You are just "Cherry Picking" lines from our Holy Book for your own wrong-doings.
                        Jesus doesn't like that
                        Am I the "cherry picker" my sweet True Progressive Christian who "believes in ALL of KJV 1611 Bible LITERALLY"?

                        1 Timothy 2
                        [11] Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
                        [12] But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in SILENCE.


                        You do not have the authority as a woman to give me any infraction points. Shut your yappity yap mouth and, as your fellow True Christian Men would put it, "Go fetch me a beer, wench!!!" However, you ignore the above verse because as it is said in Revelations 3:15-16, "I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth."

                        I've seen this verse used by True Progressive Christians to rebuke those who pick and choose verses. Yet it is of no surprise to me that you, a child of Satan, is also a hypocrite.

                        Matthew 15
                        [7] Ye hypocrites, well did Esaias prophesy of you, saying,
                        [8] This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.


                        I accept you apology.

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                        • Virginia Day Templeton
                          Christ's Battle Axe
                           
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 2827

                          #27
                          Re: Farewell, Julio

                          Originally posted by ******n View Post
                          You do not have the authority as a woman to give me any infraction points. Shut your yappity yap mouth and, as your fellow True Christian Men would put it, "Go fetch me a beer, wench!!!" However, you ignore the above verse because as it is said in Revelations 3:15-16, "I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth."
                          You are no man. You are a foolish child, and an unsaved cultist to boot. An earthworm has more authority than you.
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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #28
                            Re: Farewell, Julio

                            Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                            You are no man. You are a foolish child, and an unsaved cultist to boot. An earthworm has more authority than you.
                            Preach it Sister!! GLORY! Let this worm know where it stands! BENEATH a WOMAN!
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • Goatski
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Apr 2007
                              • 123

                              #29
                              Re: Farewell, Julio

                              Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                              You are no man. You are a foolish child, and an unsaved cultist to boot. An earthworm has more authority than you.
                              Talitha shut her yappity woman trap, so why won't you?

                              I am a 22 year old male.

                              Leviticus 27
                              [3] And thy estimation shall be of the male from twenty years old even unto sixty years old, even thy estimation shall be fifty shekels of silver, after the shekel of the sanctuary.
                              [4] And if it be a female, then thy estimation shall be thirty shekels.


                              You either believe in the Holy Bible KJV 1611 literally down to the letter and accept that God values me more than any woman, by 20 shekels of silver to be precise, or you admit that you just pick and choose the parts you like and ignore the parts you don't.

                              Just admit it. You're Progressive Christians. You "interpret" the Bible to fit your desires no different than Episcopalians who "interpret" that gay marriage is sanctioned by god. Is your church based in Freehold, Ottawa? Because you guys and gals are pretty liberal like those Canadians.

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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621

                                #30
                                Re: Farewell, Julio

                                Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                                I had forgoten about Robert Hegyes. But his character Juan Epstein wasn't a Jewish Mexican, he was a Puerto Rican Jew.
                                Fine, should we just compromise and call him a Christ-killing spick? That way everyone's happy.
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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