[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: How quickly could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?

All of that and...the DS houses around 7000 fighters, and another 3,600 Assault Shuttles, and 4 Strike Cruisers. That's on average. Could the Enterprise deal with the Death Star, its laster, and oh...9,604 ships supporting the Death star?

And before anyone complains/laughs at me, yes I know I had a typo with the word "laser" there, I can't fix it.

[Petal]

Re: How quickly could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?

Let's see... Oh yes! Droids and Robots and such. In Star Trek, I see very few of these. The closest thing I see are self-sentient holograms.

! lord Jesus just tolded me that there be a mechanickal boy scout called Mr.Data on star treks, an he a good liddle machine cuz he lurve kittys

but my kitty Miss.Janeway saids that there be nawty cyborg demons in them star trek universes, she tolded me that wiv her growly an raspy meows so unladylike for a girl kitty .

i worrieds about her cuz she lurve to play star trek, an she lurve bestest to pretend she a baddie

here she pretend to be somethang called a borg cube an she meows at me that resistince is fultiles an it brake my hart

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: How quickly could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?

Petal...what are you talking about?

[Petal]

Re: How quickly could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?

Petal...what are you talking about?

i not shore, but i no that Mr.Data lurve Spot, cuz Spot behave himselfs



but i worrieds that lord Jesus gonna throw my liddle kitty Miss.Janeway into hellfires cuz she gotta voice like a bulldyke who smoke 3 packs a day an she wanna assimmilate the human race an stuff

please pray for my kitty, Mr.Joo

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: How quickly could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?

i not shore, but i no that Mr.Data lurve Spot, cuz Spot behave himselfs



but i worrieds that lord Jesus gonna throw my liddle kitty Miss.Janeway into hellfires cuz she gotta voice like a bulldyke who smoke 3 packs a day an she wanna assimmilate the human race an stuff

please pray for my kitty, Mr.Joo

I'd pray for your Kitty, but I don't know how much good it'd do, after all I'm not a True Christian. I think that as long as you Pray for your Kitty, she'll be alright.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: How quickly could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?

Don't worry about your cat. It serves the collective now. Just make sure to keep it away from anything that it could assimilate...

So long as your kitty has a power node to recharge at, all is well!

[Petal]

Re: How quickly could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?

I think that as long as you Pray for your Kitty, she'll be alright.

i gonna do that, cuz lord Jesus just spoked to me an saids that being a borg cube is more forgivables that being a Joo cube , which is abouts the size of one Joo momma-in-law, whinings her way thru all time an space, naggity-nag-nag-naggin them klingons to death, going where no Joo has gone before!

thank you for your advices, you be my first an bestest Joo freind nows!
that you ---> <---- that me

[Petal]

Re: How quickly could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?

Don't worry about your cat. It serves the collective now. Just make sure to keep it away from anything that it could assimilate...

that some good advices, Mr.Unsaved. but i lucky, Miss.Janeway could be a hole lot worser, cuz borg kitty not as evil as astro kitty!

So long as your kitty has a power node to recharge at, all is well!

is that the socket unnerneath kitty's tail?

[Kazoo]

Re: How quickly could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?

that some good advices, Mr.Unsaved. but i lucky, Miss.Janeway could be a hole lot worser, cuz borg kitty not as evil as astro kitty!

Petal? Hon? I think you need to get out of the house a bit more often, and, oh, I don't know... find yourself a man (preferably human). You're spending too much time cooped up with your cats and it can't be good for your health. I mean, you've had that user title for over a year now.

is that the socket unnerneath kitty's tail?

Um... I wouldn't advise touching your cat down there unless you have a serious death wish...

[The Jabba Master]

Re: How quickly could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?

If you can believe it, some Tard Wars fans think the Death Star could beat the Enterprise! It doesn't even matter which Enterprise it is, and even assuming standard weaponry and shields (if it was fitted with a cloaking device the Death Star wouldn't even have a chance to defend itself). If one little X-Wing fighter can destroy the DS, what chance does it have against a Federation star ship? Yes, the DS has that big planet destroying laser, but that has to be powered up, then turned towards its target. The Enterprise at impulse speed would be too fast for it. But what about the tractor beam? It doesn't matter. All the Enterprise needs to do is beam a photon torpedo into the Death Star's reactor and BOOM! Game over!

Well if we look at the stats acording to what the others have said it seems that the enterprise has a 100 to 1 chance of servivle never mind sucseading

[Kazoo]

Re: How quickly could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?

Well if we look at the stats acording to what the others have said it seems that the enterprise has a 100 to 1 chance of servivle never mind sucseading

Actually a little bit closer to a 1:80,640 chance of survival if you include all of the station's supporting artillery, assault ships/fighters, and Dark Jedi. ^.^

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How quickly could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?

I hope you retards know that Jesus can destroy all of your high-tech gadgets with a wave of His hand. Jesus always wins!

And no reruns or cancelled seasons either.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: How quickly could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?

I hope you retards know that Jesus can destroy all of your high-tech gadgets with a wave of His hand. Jesus always wins!

And no reruns or canceled seasons either.

So? That doesn't add anything to the discussion.

Not to mention none of these gadgets exist, so that means he can destroy...

nothing

...with a wave of his hand. Wow, that doesn't sound all powerful.

[Kazoo]

Re: How quickly could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?

I hope you retards know that Jesus can destroy all of your high-tech gadgets with a wave of His hand. Jesus always wins!

And no reruns or cancelled seasons either.

He always wins? What about that whole "deemed an outlaw by Roman authorities, being betrayed, captured, and crucified" thing? I mean, he would have ascended to his original plane of existence after his natural death anyways, so the crucifixion really isn't as great a thing as people see it as...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How quickly could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?

He always wins? What about that whole "deemed an outlaw by Roman authorities, being betrayed, captured, and crucified" thing? I mean, he would have ascended to his original plane of existence after his natural death anyways, so the crucifixion really isn't as great a thing as people see it as...

Which shows how little you unsaved trash understand the Bible.

Jesus is God. He could have avoided arrest, trial, imprisonment, torture, crucification and a slow, agonizing (temporary) death at any moment, just with a wave of His hand. He is God, and can do anything.

Instead, He willingly sacrificed Himself (aka His only begotten son) on the cross, to wash away our sins with His sweet blood. all of this was foretold and could have been avoided or the outcomes altered at any time along the way. Instead, Christ allowed Himself to suffer (temporary) abuse. Isn't that an amazing, wonderful gift?

I'd also like to point out something here that so many of your unsaved fools seem to miss. Jesus DID NOT die for everyone

He died for those that BELIEVE.

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, THAT WHOSOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM SHOULD NOT PERISH, but have everlasting life.
John 3:16

Everyone doesn't believe in Jesus, thus they will perish. Glory!