[The Jabba Master]

Re: How quickly could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?

Jesus is God.

He died for those that BELIEVE.

Wate if what you say is true... Then God is dead. Good Job God you comitted Suaside a sin acording to the people who beleave in you

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: How quickly could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?

I find a partial liking to the belief that God really only "died" so he could experience what death was like. I mean, he's an immortal and omnipotent being, how could he know what it was like for something he couldn't do?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How quickly could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?

I find a partial liking to the belief that God really only "died" so he could experience what death was like. I mean, he's an immortal and omnipotent being, how could he know what it was like for something he couldn't do?

You've been reading that lezbean mary worshipper Anne Rice, haven't you boy?

Why don't you try reading the Holy Bible instead?

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Re: How quickly could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?

IDIOT.
THIS IS NOT A SITE FOR NERDS. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING THAT COULD BE REMOTELY RELEVENT.

LOL! I hope you didn't bust a bloodvessel there! Relax! You're just an unsaved trash like me, the true Christulans are joining in the conversation and possibly even relaxing the clench on the sticks up their youknowwhats for a change.

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Re: How quickly could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?

Well if we look at the stats acording to what the others have said it seems that the enterprise has a 100 to 1 chance of servivle never mind sucseading

LOL? I'm not sure what you said there, Jabba-Wan Cornholebi.
One photon torpedo beamed into the reactor core. There wasn't even a force field protecting it, as the torpedo Luke Guystalker shot wasn't stopped by one at all. With no force field protecting the core, the Enterprise wouldn't need to get close to it at all, as it could beam people to the ground from hundreds of miles in orbit. It wouldn't even need to look agressive. Just let the tractor beam lock onto it, then catch the Umpire unawares. KABOOM! Like I said, this is just the Enterprise with standard equipment. Hook it up to a cloaking device, and Starfleet could give Vader a wedgie before blowing up the Death Star! LOL!

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: How quickly could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?

I find a partial liking to the belief that God really only "died" so he could experience what death was like. I mean, he's an immortal and omnipotent being, how could he know what it was like for something he couldn't do?

It's impossible to kill yourself if you're truly immortal. So really, Jesus was just putting on a show. A magicians trick, if you will.

LOL? I'm not sure what you said there, Jabba-Wan Cornholebi.
One photon torpedo beamed into the reactor core. There wasn't even a force field protecting it, as the torpedo Luke Guystalker shot wasn't stopped by one at all. With no force field protecting the core, the Enterprise wouldn't need to get close to it at all, as it could beam people to the ground from hundreds of miles in orbit. It wouldn't even need to look agressive. Just let the tractor beam lock onto it, then catch the Umpire unawares. KABOOM! Like I said, this is just the Enterprise with standard equipment. Hook it up to a cloaking device, and Starfleet could give Vader a wedgie before blowing up the Death Star! LOL!

Mmkay. First of all, the Death star has big shields protecting it. Didn't you read how they might interfere with the transporter? Not to mention the Death Star holds many hundreds of thousands of personnel. The transporter can't handle that many people, and it doesn't have infinite range. If I saw my crewmate go missing, I'd run to my CO. Within minutes, your Enterprise would be scrap.

And the Enterprises torpedos aren't as accurate as you might think. As you no doubt recall, they are quite lousy weapons when it comes to that factor. Shooting for such a tiny whole, on the right angle, to get it as the Death Star is moving (yes, it moves) without it being shot down by the hundreds, if not, thousands of laser batteries that it would pass by on the way... Yeah, you see what I mean. Luke Skywalker did it from very close range, you know.

And your cloaking device? Hmm. Oh yeah. I remember now. Don't those things leave residual tachyon emissions? If I was in command, and I saw a huge sensor anomaly starting to float towards my command post, which happens to be a top secret project of the Empire I serve, I'd sure as hell investigate. Even otherwise, at least some laser batteries would fire blindly into the open area to watch for any reactions. If I saw what looked like a shield impact, I sure as hell wouldn't ask twice.

The SW Universe has cloaking technology too, you know? Just not as widespread as in ST. It requires Stygium crystals to maintain the cloaking field. For you ST fans, it works in a similar way a Warp Drive requires Dilithium.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: How quickly could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?

The Death Star could fire its turrets all day and not phase the Enterprise's shields one bit. From what I understand Star Trek has a much greater level of weapons technology. A Torpedo in Star Trek is stronger than a nuclear bomb, which tells you something about the shields they have that withstand such blasts. Their phasers are also supposedly stronger than the torpedos.

Now that that is settled, let's get back to praising the Lord. Jesus does not care if you are a klingon or wookie as long as you do everything He commands of you. Please hit the PayPal button and give Him a love offering otherwise you are stealing from Him.

Malachi 3
[8] Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: How quickly could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?

The Death Star could fire its turrets all day and not phase the Enterprise's shields one bit. From what I understand Star Trek has a much greater level of weapons technology. A Torpedo in Star Trek is stronger than a nuclear bomb, which tells you something about the shields they have that withstand such blasts. Their phasers are also supposedly stronger than the torpedos.

Now that that is settled, let's get back to praising the Lord. Jesus does not care if you are a klingon or wookie as long as you do everything He commands of you. Please hit the PayPal button and give Him a love offering otherwise you are stealing from Him.

Malachi 3
[8] Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.

What strikes me is how all these geeks get their thrills from these hellywood productions, and then proceed to derive moral lessons from these alleged allegories. They must also get their philosophies of life from reading the comic section of their local newspaper. And then the stupidity of fantasizing all kinds of battles for justice in these simplistically concocted morality plays. There is the usual sex and violence, but the sex is so often aimed at the pubescent mind of juveniles, and the violence has been sanitized beyond recognition. Just take a look at what happens when Darth Vader slices off Luke's hand with his light saber - it is instantly cauterized, no gushing blood spewing forth what so ever. There is more real blood and guts in a Monty Python comedy. Blow up the Death Star with a nuclear explosion and everyone aboard dies in microseconds with "cool" special effects, where is the fun in that? And what of Princess Leia (yea, pun intended), despite our little ingenue cavorting about in multiple episodes she never received a just and Godly seeding from any of the characters. One might conclude that this stuff is for wimpy limp-wristed homers.

If you really want some great story telling, with all the real unexpurgated sex and violence, there is nothing like the Bible (KJV1611). God is at His greatest, with murder, bloody gore, vengeance, glorious sword slayings and beheadings, stonings, plagues, boils, pestilence, weapons of mass destruction and mass murder with fire and brimstone, and human and animal sacrifice. And what can beat slow suffering and torture than a good Roman scourging at the pillar topped off by an old fashioned crucifixion. The sex is equally glorious, with plenty of rape, masturbation, incest, blatant lust, prostitution, nudity, covetousness, extra- marital sex, and homosexuality. Some of the women in the Bible (KJV1611) don't just ask for sex, they take it (Genesis 19:30-36).

The great thing about the Bible (KJV1611) is that no Lieberal Demoncratic V-Chip can block it and every word of it is true. Praise Jesus!

[Andrew Shaw]

Re: How quickly could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?

LOL! I hope you didn't bust a bloodvessel there! Relax! You're just an unsaved trash like me, the true Christulans are joining in the conversation and possibly even relaxing the clench on the sticks up their youknowwhats for a change.

Nah bro, it just doesent belong here ya know?
Plus i cant pop bloodvessels over clicking a few buttons to make what i said noticed

[The Jabba Master]

Re: How quickly could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?

It's impossible to kill yourself if you're truly immortal. So really, Jesus was just putting on a show. A magicians trick, if you will.

Mmkay. First of all, the Death star has big shields protecting it. Didn't you read how they might interfere with the transporter? Not to mention the Death Star holds many hundreds of thousands of personnel. The transporter can't handle that many people, and it doesn't have infinite range. If I saw my crewmate go missing, I'd run to my CO. Within minutes, your Enterprise would be scrap.

And the Enterprises torpedos aren't as accurate as you might think. As you no doubt recall, they are quite lousy weapons when it comes to that factor. Shooting for such a tiny whole, on the right angle, to get it as the Death Star is moving (yes, it moves) without it being shot down by the hundreds, if not, thousands of laser batteries that it would pass by on the way... Yeah, you see what I mean. Luke Skywalker did it from very close range, you know.

And your cloaking device? Hmm. Oh yeah. I remember now. Don't those things leave residual tachyon emissions? If I was in command, and I saw a huge sensor anomaly starting to float towards my command post, which happens to be a top secret project of the Empire I serve, I'd sure as hell investigate. Even otherwise, at least some laser batteries would fire blindly into the open area to watch for any reactions. If I saw what looked like a shield impact, I sure as hell wouldn't ask twice.

The SW Universe has cloaking technology too, you know? Just not as widespread as in ST. It requires Stygium crystals to maintain the cloaking field. For you ST fans, it works in a similar way a Warp Drive requires Dilithium.

Not only that but The Death star had Shealding that would make it so that the enterprise wouldnt be able to get thrugh they would have to have to use the shuttels to fit thrugh it and even with that it might be pushing it

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How quickly could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?

Who are you, Andrew Shaw? It's like you are three different people!

It would appear that he is a good Republican Christian boy who is possessed by a hippy punk demon.

I mean, you've had that user title for over a year now.

And how long have you been stalking our precious little Petal for, eh? I mean, I can see how she might be tempting for unsaved trash to fantasise about, what with being so cute and all, and, um, I think I'll let someone else finish this thought.

Well if we look at the stats acording to what the others have said it seems that the enterprise has a 100 to 1 chance of servivle never mind sucseading

What are the chances against you ever managing to feed and wash yourself?

[Kazoo]

Re: How quickly could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?

And how long have you been stalking our precious little Petal for, eh? I mean, I can see how she might be tempting for unsaved trash to fantasise about, what with being so cute and all, and, um, I think I'll let someone else finish this thought.

Stalking her? Nonsense! I don't need to be raped by a domestic cat, what with the barbed choo-choos and all. I've just been around the forums for a while, rather on-and-off.

[The Jabba Master]

Re: How quickly could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?

Stalking her? Nonsense! I don't need to be raped by a domestic cat, what with the barbed choo-choos and all. I've just been around the forums for a while, rather on-and-off.

Well its good to have you hear Kaze *Bows in respect*

[Kazoo]

Re: How quickly could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?

Well its good to have you hear Kaze *Bows in respect*

Likewise, I assure you. ^.^ God, I love Landover... Never ceases to make me laugh.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: How quickly could the Enterprise destroy the Death Star?

What strikes me is how all these geeks get their thrills from these hellywood productions, and then proceed to derive moral lessons from these alleged allegories. They must also get their philosophies of life from reading the comic section of their local newspaper. And then the stupidity of fantasizing all kinds of battles for justice in these simplistically concocted morality plays. There is the usual sex and violence, but the sex is so often aimed at the pubescent mind of juveniles, and the violence has been sanitized beyond recognition. Just take a look at what happens when Darth Vader slices off Luke's hand with his light saber - it is instantly cauterized, no gushing blood spewing forth what so ever. There is more real blood and guts in a Monty Python comedy. Blow up the Death Star with a nuclear explosion and everyone aboard dies in microseconds with "cool" special effects, where is the fun in that? And what of Princess Leia (yea, pun intended), despite our little ingenue cavorting about in multiple episodes she never received a just and Godly seeding from any of the characters. One might conclude that this stuff is for wimpy limp-wristed homers.

If you really want some great story telling, with all the real unexpurgated sex and violence, there is nothing like the Bible (KJV1611). God is at His greatest, with murder, bloody gore, vengeance, glorious sword slayings and beheadings, stonings, plagues, boils, pestilence, weapons of mass destruction and mass murder with fire and brimstone, and human and animal sacrifice. And what can beat slow suffering and torture than a good Roman scourging at the pillar topped off by an old fashioned crucifixion. The sex is equally glorious, with plenty of rape, masturbation, incest, blatant lust, prostitution, nudity, covetousness, extra- marital sex, and homosexuality. Some of the women in the Bible (KJV1611) don't just ask for sex, they take it (Genesis 19:30-36).

The great thing about the Bible (KJV1611) is that no Lieberal Demoncratic V-Chip can block it and every word of it is true. Praise Jesus!

Like all 90s born people, I'll see it when it gets made into a movie!

Although, if I see "KJV1611 THE MOVIE! - GOD IS PISSED!" trailer on TV, I'll just laugh myself stupid. On the other hand, the movie would be like... I dunno, but pretty damn long, depending on how much you want to tell.