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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #1

    The $500,000 Official Landover Baptist Super Bowl XLIV(tm) Pool!


    The Official Landover Baptist
    Super Bowl XLIV™ Pool


    $500,000 pot!

    Only $5,000 per square to enter!






    How to Play

    Betting “squares” are probably the most common form of Super Bowl pool. It requires no knowledge of the game, just some luck.

    To set up the pool, the organizer draws up a 10-by-10 grid. The grid’s length is designated for one team and the width for the other. For a price, bettors choose or are assigned “squares” within the grid.

    After the squares are filled, a number between zero and 9 is assigned to each row and column, giving each square holder a number for each team. If the number in the bettor’s square match the last digit in the score at the end of each quarter, that bettor wins.

    For example, a bettor could draw the 7-3 square, 7 for the Colts and 3 for the Saints. If, at the end of the first quarter, the Colts were ahead 17-3 the 7-3 square would be a winner. Smaller prizes are usually awarded to the winners of each quarter and a grand prize goes to the person whose square reflects the game’s final score.

    With 100 squares available, prize totals are 100 times the cost of each square. So charging $5,000 a square will yield a $500,000 pot.



    How to Enter


    Pick two numbers for each time, like "Colts 7, Saints 3". Each square costs $5,000 and the limit is 10 squares per person. You cannot pick a square that someone has already picked. So it's first come first serve!

    Payments can be made directly out of your bank account or credit card charge (VISA, MasterCard, sorry no American Express). As Director of Fundraising and Tithing, I have the financial information already on hand of every member of Landover Baptist, so just say how many squares you want in the thread and I'll do the financial transactions for you.

    Each winner of the first three quarters receives $100,000* ($300,000 total). The winner of the final score receives $200,000.*

    Sign up and play today!



    *15% of all earnings will be deposited directly into the Landover Pastor's Gift Fund to help reward our pastors for their hard work.



    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #2
    Re: The $500,000 Official Landover Baptist Super Bowl XLIV™ Po

    My entries:

    Colts 7 Saints 3
    Colts 7 Saints 0
    Colts 7 Saints 4
    Colts 7 Saints 5
    Colts 7 Saints 1
    Colts 7 Saints 2
    Colts 2 Saints 3
    Colts 2 Saints 9
    Colts 2 Saints 7

    Total: 10 picks, $50,000

    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22371

      #3
      Re: The $500,000 Official Landover Baptist Super Bowl XLIV™ Po

      I am in!

      My entries:

      Colts 6 Saints 3
      Colts 6 Saints 0
      Colts 6 Saints 4
      Colts 6 Saints 5
      Colts 6 Saints 1
      Colts 6 Saints 2
      Colts 1 Saints 3
      Colts 1 Saints 9
      Colts 1 Saints 7

      Total: 10 picks, $50,000
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #4
        Re: The $500,000 Official Landover Baptist Super Bowl XLIV™ Po

        I just wanted a little clarification.
        Winnings will be tithed to the Church and therefore the 'donation' to the pool is tax deductible, right? I know it is probably a silly question as all money spent in Landover is considered a 'gift to the Church' but my stupid joo accountant requires this information or else he will yap incessantly. You know how they are.

        Jim, set me up with ten squares, I do not care which ones, I'd like you to let God's hand guide you. You have my bank account information on file, just put through a debit to my money market account.
        Last edited by James Hutchins; 02-07-2010, 04:46 PM.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • eliot mayfield
          God Squad
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 9324

          #5
          Re: The $500,000 Official Landover Baptist Super Bowl XLIV™ Po

          My numbers are taken!
          But since we know God hates new orleans and has never attacked Indianapolis, I will put up 15,000 euros AND give 7 points to the Aints all takers welcome.
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • Rev. Jim Osborne
            True Christian™ Televangelist
            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 8622

            #6
            Re: The $500,000 Official Landover Baptist Super Bowl XLIV™ Po

            Well, folks, we have a winner...

            Jimmy-Roy Stewart!


            Jimmy-Roy did a miracle job by picking the correct boxes in all 4 quarters, thus yielding him the whole $500,000 pot (minus the 15% required donation). Most of you know Jimmy-Roy as one of our tin tither members, who is currently laid off from work and down-and-out. He is a couple months back on his mobile home payments because he is a dedicated tither.

            Now, I had no idea how Jimmy-Roy coughed up $20,000 for 4 entries in the pool, but he explained to us that he took out an emergency cash loan at some place with 200% APR. Fortunately for Jimmy-Roy, the gamble paid off and he is now a half-millionaire!

            But, let us not forget that deep down, Jimmy-Roy is the most humble, Christian man in our church. He is about giving everything away to Christ. Which is why, after myself, Pastor Ezekiel, Bobby-Joe and two burly members of the Landover Security Detail took him for a ride in a limo, that he decided at some length to donate all of his winnings to the Landover Pastor's Gift Fund!

            Imagine that! What a caring, giving man he is. I think everyone should be proud of Jimmy-Roy for doing the right thing and make sure to call him up and congratulate him not just on his winning, but for his devotion to Landover Baptist.

            Unfortunately, when we told Jimmy-Roy the news that he won, he jumped out of the moving limo in excitement and suffered some injuries. He has two black eyes, a broken nose, a dislocated jaw, and a sprained wrist. Pray for his recovery and he can be visited at Freehold Medical Center.

            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930

              #7
              Re: The $500,000 Official Landover Baptist Super Bowl XLIV™ Po

              That's so incredibly wonderful! Jimmy decided to do right by God's Favorite Church® to donate the entire amount to our Godly ministry!

              You know that thing we are working on.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #8
                Re: The $500,000 Official Landover Baptist Super Bowl XLIV™ Po

                The Lord works in mysterious ways sometimes. Though often, He does the obvious. I just knew, deep down in my heart, all winnings were going to to go to benefit the Church. It just goes to show, you do not need an education to give every penny you have away.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22371

                  #9
                  Re: The $500,000 Official Landover Baptist Super Bowl XLIV™ Po

                  Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                  Jimmy-Roy did a miracle job by picking the correct boxes in all 4 quarters, thus yielding him the whole $500,000 pot (minus the 15% required donation). Most of you know Jimmy-Roy as one of our tin tither members, who is currently laid off from work and down-and-out. He is a couple months back on his mobile home payments because he is a dedicated tither.
                  It's amazing how God can help those who need it the most!

                  he can be visited at Freehold Medical Center.
                  I have sent him a get well soon card now. Weird that such a generous guy gets into such an accident.

                  Ecclesiastes 9:11-12 "I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all. For man also knoweth not his time: as the fishes that are taken in an evil net, and as the birds that are caught in the snare; so are the sons of men snared in an evil time, when it falleth suddenly upon them."
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555

                    #10
                    Re: The $500,000 Official Landover Baptist Super Bowl XLIV™ Po

                    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                    Unfortunately, when we told Jimmy-Roy the news that he won, he jumped out of the moving limo in excitement and suffered some injuries. He has two black eyes, a broken nose, a dislocated jaw, and a sprained wrist. Pray for his recovery and he can be visited at Freehold Medical Center.
                    That was a shame, too, because he doesn't have any medical insurance at all and his injuries are going to cost him a fortune.

                    I'll Pray for him later today.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • HTannor
                      America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 2612

                      #11
                      Re: The $500,000 Official Landover Baptist Super Bowl XLIV™ Po

                      I've been laid up lately - lumbago in my back and I just found this thread. Can I still get in?

                      Just to show that I am very sure the hotbead of cathylicism in New Orleans will be trying to prove their prowess at football, I am prepared to wager a modest amount on them winning the game.

                      I will even predict an outcome: New Orleans 31, the Colts 17.

                      Please put me down for 5 large on the Saints.
                      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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