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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748
    #1

    The Simpsons are 1/64th black!!

    It was on tonight's show. Old Abe Simpson has been hiding this fact because he's an admitted racist.

    I'm not watching this show anymore.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996
      #2
      Re: The Simpsons are 1/64th black!!

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      It was on tonight's show. Old Abe Simpson has been hiding this fact because he's an admitted racist.

      I'm not watching this show anymore.
      Abe Simpson being buggered by a gang of angry Negroes during the Civil War makes his children part Negro??
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22371
          #3
          Re: The Simpsons are 1/64th black!!

          I am so glad I don't own a TV.
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748
              #4
              Re: The Simpsons are 1/64th black!!

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              Abe Simpson being buggered by a gang of angry Negroes during the Civil War makes his children part Negro??
              That was a different episode. You can see the current version here:
              The Color Yellow (HD), Season 21: Ep 13, The story occurs during the whole episode, but the critical parts are at 19:30-end.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • SUV
                  True Christian™ Princess
                  The Driving Force behind RA12
                  Have at it, anytime!
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 11027
                  #5
                  Re: The Simpsons are 1/64th black!!

                  I knew it from the start. How did Marge ever "pass" all these years, with this hideous 'fro?


                  And her Husband is a Homer! and her Children are 'High Yaller' and Jesus must really Hate them so

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                    • A Follower
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 872
                      #6
                      Re: The Simpsons are 1/64th black!!

                      I've always suspected them of being high yellows. It was only a matter of time until God provided us with proof of their depravity.
                      Leviticus 26:15-16
                      And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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                        • Spirit Rain
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 17
                          #7
                          Re: The Simpsons are 1/64th black!!

                          On Family Guy they said that Peter Griffin was part black, and that was a few years ago. The Simpsons are just copying it.
                          And, the reason that Marge's hair is like that, is because she put her hair up in a beehive-like hairdo. In the episodes where there are flashbacks to her and Homer in High School, she actually has long, straight hair (as many people did back in the '70s).
                          You live only once -- but if you work it right, once is enough.

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                            • Spirit Rain
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 17
                              #8
                              Re: The Simpsons are 1/64th black!!

                              It was THIS one ...
                              You live only once -- but if you work it right, once is enough.

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                                • Jacob the Angry Liar
                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                  • Jan 2010
                                  • 309
                                  #9
                                  Re: The Simpsons are 1/64th black!!

                                  This makes perfect sense, because the Simpsons are filthy sinners, just like most negroes are! The only good character is Ned Flanders.

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