Favorite sub-race?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

I have a soft spot for Negroes, I must say. Even though most of them are smelly rapists, their sense of rhythm is simply impeccable and they can shine a loafer like their lives depend on it (probably because they often do )! Plus, who could resist this smile:

Yessuh massa! Right away, suh!

Who was the fat Mexican that played those drums all the time? He was pretty funny. Japs make good computers, but that's about it. The others... well, let me just say that they remind me why I'm Proud To Be An American.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Favorite sub-race?

I have to admit, I think there's something a little adorable about the Heathen Chinee, with the stress on "little". The way they yammer at each other as though all those chicken scratches actually meant something, the comical look on their inscrutable faces when you throw a brick through the window of their laundry, but most of all the tiny size - they're more like penguins than real people!

By the way, I'm pleased to see you didn't include sand negroes on that list. Anyone who'd even think about voting for Allah's moondogs deserves to be banged up in Gitmo!

[Joshua Brooks]

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You forgot to include the dot headed denizens of India, Sister.

My favorites would be the ruling cast of Indian. Although the denigration of their history and culture is inevitable now that the ever looming eye of the Jewish media is fixed upon them, I applaud them for their strict social conduct. Unlike what the Jews in Hollywood have twisted our cinema into, the Indian actors and actresses in contrast, instead of lewd sexually explicit scenes of carnal lust, break into song and dance. Instead senseless gore and violence they give us song and dance. Everything that comes out of India is one choreographed dance number after another. They don't try to outdo the Lord in acts of violence.

Just look at this specimen. So very ripe and read to receive the unconditional love of Jesus Christ who shed His blood for our sins. And the blood definitely moves through me and instructs me to fill this woman with the Good News®. I hope that one day I will have the opportunity to travel to India and take a missionary position aiding unsaved women just like her.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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SOMEONE WAS GOING TO - I JUST GOT IN FIRST

I Like Chinese Artist: Monty Python Album: MontyPython'sContractual Obligation Album
The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today.
You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.


I like Chinese food.
The waiters never are rude.
Think of the many things they've done to impress.
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.

So I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught.
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.

So, I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please.

All together.

[verse in Chinese]
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Ni hao ma; ni hao ma; ni hao ma; zaijien! (How are you; how are you; how are you; goodbye!)

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
Their food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine, and lychees.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees...

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Favorite sub-race?

Oh my, I did forgot the dot-heads ("real" Injuns), and the American Injuns as well. I am a woman after all. Maybe a kindly moderator could add them?

I left the sand nigras off on purpose. What a wretched lot -- the only ones not worth killing are the ones that are already dead.

[Homertard]

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Aside from the devil lovers, I like all of those racists. What do you mean sub race? Their on the same level as us. Humans.

[Sista Lateefah]

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Aside from the devil lovers, I like all of those racists.

You would. Does I needta remind you yet again that we does not tolerate racists up in here?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Aside from the devil lovers, I like all of those racists. What do you mean sub race? Their on the same level as us. Humans.

You like racists, eh? Tut, tut, that's nothing to be proud of.

[Brother Temperance]

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Aside from the devil lovers, I like all of those racists.

Assuming that you meant "races" rather than racists there, that is still a completely meaningless statement. It's like saying "Aside from the JEWS, I like all lawyers", or "I like all negroes, except the coloured ones." Do you have a GCSE in idiocy or something?

[Joshua Brooks]

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Aside from the devil lovers, I like all of those racists. What do you mean sub race? Their on the same level as us. Humans.

Sub-race refers to the genotype differences found among members of the same species who acquired particular sets of dominate traits do to isolation from one another. For instant a german shepherd, a chihuahua, a pit pull, and a scottish terrier are all dogs, yet have differing genotypes. It has nothing do do with dehumanizing anyone.

My instructors were right. The unsaved populace is so obsessed with racial issues to the point that they create more racial tension than alleviating it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I have a 14 year old indonesian servant that I like okay. She's quick to please and doesn't require much in the way of maintanence. An old army blanket in the corner down in my basement, and a half-cup of warm rice with some ratmeat on it keeps her happy.

[Homertard]

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Assuming that you meant "races" rather than racists there

That is correct. I am finding typing extremly hard with broken fingers.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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That is correct. I am finding typing extremly hard with broken fingers.

Well, that's what happens when you can't keep your hands off your you-know-what.

[Homertard]

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Well, acutally that wasn't how I broke it, but yeah, that can happen too.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Well, acutally that wasn't how I broke it, but yeah, that can happen too.

As you're learned from experience, I take it?