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  • Homertard
    Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2007
    • 668

    #16
    Re: Favorite sub-race?

    No, it happened to some kid at my school. I don't like him, so too bad. lol

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    • Miss Maisie
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2007
      • 1189

      #17
      Re: Favorite sub-race?

      Oh my goodness! I came to this thread to see which sub-races people preferred and instead it seems I have come across a young homosexual man talking about his unmentionable part and playing with it! Young man, you should see what my Daddy does with boys like you. He don't stand for none of that!

      Back onto the topic of this thread, I must confess to y'all a fondness for those messicants. The young man who cleans the pool is most kind and polite, always so eager to please!
      I must also confess he isn't unpleasant to look at either. I do hope that ain't sinful of me.
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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15708

        #18
        Re: Favorite sub-race?

        Excellent question Sister VD!

        After much deliberation, I have chosen the nigras. I know they are prone to pie stealing and rape....but they sure can cook in the kitchen and like you said, they know how to shine a shoe.

        I know Sista Lateefah is an honorary whitey (and rightly so). But no one and I do mean NO ONE can polish a set of silverware like she does. GLORY!

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #19
          Re: Favorite sub-race?

          Originally posted by Omerta View Post
          No, it happened to some kid at my school. I don't like him, so too bad. lol
          What, some kid at your school broke his fingers by playing with your tallywhacker too much? What school do you go to, Sodom Valley High?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • H. Montague Worthington
            True Christian™ Entrepreneur
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2716

            #20
            Re: Favorite sub-race?

            Negroes-- I enjoy the happy dancing and smiling of Negroes. I also derive much pleasure in seeing them get beat up by cops when they misbehave or drive through my neighborhood.

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            • Homertard
              Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jul 2007
              • 668

              #21
              Re: Favorite sub-race?

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              What, some kid at your school broke his fingers by playing with your tallywhacker too much? What school do you go to, Sodom Valley High?
              Ewww, you disgust me, you pervert!

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              • Trent Harvey, Jr.
                Ex-hero, almost honorably discharged
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2007
                • 722

                #22
                Re: Favorite sub-race?

                We had a Negro boy, two chinks (they were brother and sister), and Messican girl at my high school. Because we hated them for ruining our neighborhood, we concocted a scheme to get the Negro boy to beat up the Chink kid. We told him, "Hey, that Chink called you a Nigger!" The Chink got his nose broken, and the Negro was expelled. The Chinks moved away in a couple of weeks. Then we told the Messican girl "You're Next!!!" She was so scared that she started crying and wet her pants... we called her "Leaky Lupe" for almost the rest of the year until she killed herself with her dad's gun.

                High school was really fun.
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                • Homertard
                  Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 668

                  #23
                  Re: Favorite sub-race?

                  Trent, you are aware that, that is called bullying. Not to mention, that's one of the most horrible acts of Racism i've ever read.
                  Last edited by Homertard; 07-31-2007, 08:13 PM.

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