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  • Brother Guy Bayard
    Anvil of the Antipodes
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2007
    • 1271
    #1

    Creationism: A thought occurred to me....

    Evilution cant ever be proven...
    Assuming meaningful communication could be established with our hairy friends, and assuming they were Biblically educated, I firmly believe that NO self respecting chimpanzee would admit to having humans in its family tree. Another win for the creationists.
    I can see it now...
    "humans!? No way mate. As if we were related. I mean look at those hairless fools... all those tools and writing and technology stuff. None of my friends would be seen dead doing any of that rubbish. We like trees and swings, not wars over religion or stem cell research. I mean theres a passing resemblance maybe, but come on".....etc etc.
    I feel hungry. Banana anyone?
    Praise Jesus.
    Last edited by Brother Guy Bayard; 08-06-2007, 01:00 PM.
    The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
    Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555
      #2
      Re: Creationism: A thought occurred to me....

      Originally posted by Guy View Post
      No self respecting chimpanzee would admit to being related to humans. Another win for the creationists.
      Praise Jesus.
      Son, chimpanzees don't "admit" to anything. They are just animals God put on earth to entertain us in TV commercials, circuses and zoos.

      And I have already stated for the record that my grandfather was no ape!

      Do you have a filter on your brain son? Please don't feel the need to post every single idle thought that flits through your head here on God's favorite forum, ok? Have you studied the Bible at all?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Brother Guy Bayard
          Anvil of the Antipodes
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2007
          • 1271
          #3
          Re: Creationism: A thought occurred to me....

          Do you have a filter on your brain son? Please don't feel the need to post every single idle thought that flits through your head here on God's favorite forum, ok? Have you studied the Bible at all?
          If I fail to measure up to your exacting standards Pastor, you have the power to strike my comments off the forum. Do what you will.
          The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
          Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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            • Wash O'Hanley
              Debate Moderator (and participant)
              Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
              Louder Than Reason
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2126
              #4
              Re: Creationism: A thought occurred to me....

              I think that Joseph Farrah, creator of Worldnetdaily.com said it best- "Evolutionists claim that if I stand on a branch and flap my arms for long enough I will grow wings." A more damning portrait of evolution and its absurdity I cannot recall.
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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639
                  #5
                  Re: Creationism: A thought occurred to me....

                  To disprove evolution, all we need to do is cite the Holy Bible, which is Divinely inspired and inerrant. Since evolution contradicts both of the Genesis creation accounts, evolution cannot be true.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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