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  • ServantOfGod
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    • Apr 2010
    • 2
    #1

    Ubuntu Christian Edition

    I use this software exclusively on my computer. It comes pre-installed with a picture of Jesus as the wallpaper, and includes Bible study applications, and web filtering to make sure your children don't accidentally find naughty sites on the internet!
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    • Sister Kitty
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2010
      • 857
      #2
      Re: Ubuntu Christian Edition

      We use JesOS(tm) here.
      Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930
          #3
          Re: Ubuntu Christian Edition

          That's pretty good, but we use the JesOS.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22369
              #4
              Re: Ubuntu Christian Edition

              Originally posted by ServantOfGod View Post
              I use this software exclusively on my computer. It comes pre-installed with a picture of Jesus as the wallpaper, and includes Bible study applications, and web filtering to make sure your children don't accidentally find naughty sites on the internet!
              Stop using satan's software!
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • BelieverInGod
                  Fourm Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 9269
                  #5
                  Re: Ubuntu Christian Edition

                  I thought Satan's software was Mac. Am I confused?
                  Drama queen

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                    • I'mAMuslim
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 32
                      #6
                      Re: Ubuntu Christian Edition

                      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                      I thought Satan's software was Mac. Am I confused?
                      Well, seeing as Macs are based on Unix and Linux is based on Linux, I'd say that the Satan software accusation is fairly close.


                      But, Linux is the best. So who cares.

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                        • Levi Jones
                          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                           
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 13930
                          #7
                          Re: Ubuntu Christian Edition

                          Originally posted by I'mAMuslim View Post
                          Well, seeing as Macs are based on Unix and Linux is based on Linux, I'd say that the Satan software accusation is fairly close.


                          But, Linux is the best. So who cares.
                          Windows seems to work fine for you, princess.
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                            • I'mAMuslim
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 32
                              #8
                              Re: Ubuntu Christian Edition

                              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                              Windows seems to work fine for you, princess.
                              I DO have a copy of Ubuntu sitting on my desk right now.
                              And my media server is running on an Ubuntu LAMP server as well.

                              I'm using Windows right now because that's what's on my tower, and I'm waiting for my second hard drive to come in so I can have some more space.

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                                • Cranky Old Man
                                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                  You kids get off his lawn!
                                   
                                  • Jan 2010
                                  • 22369
                                  #9
                                  Re: Ubuntu Christian Edition

                                  Originally posted by I'mAMuslim View Post
                                  I DO have a copy of Ubuntu sitting on my desk right now. And my media server is running on an Ubuntu LAMP server as well. I'm using Windows right now because that's what's on my tower, and I'm waiting for my second hard drive to come in so I can have some more space.
                                  Ubuntu is from Satan. It even has daemons!
                                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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