[John Smith]

Re: the new john smith

i never knew my father. my mother became pregnant while studying in ireland. she said his name was seamus but she wasnt sure about the last name. i am named for her uncle john who lived with us my entire childhood. he was like my father and i am certain he wasnt gay but it would have been fine if he was.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: the new john smith

i never knew my father. my mother became pregnant while studying in ireland

So your father was a coward and your mother was a whore. No wonder you came out so damaged. Unfortunately it is not a valid excuse, you will just have to fix yourself.

[John Smith]

Re: the new john smith

you are very unkind. sorry.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: the new john smith

you are very unkind

I am just telling you the truth. It is the truth which is unkind to you. Stop shooting the messenger and start fixing your life.

[John Smith]

Re: the new john smith

i am a very content individual. i am emerging from a personal tragedy a new person and have decided to be more outgoing and interactive with people. i am happy.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: the new john smith

i am happy

When it is from pills it is artificial. Just stop taking them and see what life is really like.

[Petal]

Re: the new john smith

you are very unkind. sorry.

Mr.Smith, i gots one of them liddle squeaky voices to, but it ok for me cuz i be a girls . you needs to man up an grow a pairs of bawls, not boobies

this not be you --->

[Princess Kumatora]

Re: the new john smith

No one cares. We don't care. Your family doesn't care. And if you would have friends, they would not care either. Now please stop wasting our time and start reading the Holy Bible!

I care.

[QUOTE=Cranky Old Man;499009 You probably bored her to death.[/QUOTE]
That was uncalled for.

[John Smith]

Re: the new john smith

thank you princess kumatora.

[Princess Kumatora]

Re: the new john smith

thank you princess kumatora.

It's what I do best.

[John Smith]

Re: the new john smith

im good at math.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: the new john smith

im good at math.

But crappy with the shift key.

[John W. Booth]

Re: the new john smith

I'm so sorry, I don't want to seem pushy, but I just can't resist getting my own two-cents worth in here...

Mr. Smith, you are sure in a predicament. There really is very little for you to optimistic about. And even if you did decide that you're all done mocking God (and Christians) you're gonna have a tough row to hoe to even have a glimmer of hope to make it to heaven.

2A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD. Deuteronomy 23:2 (1611KJV)

I'd say you have enough to overcome without complicating things even more by entertaining yourself here at God's expense. You must know He will take a dim view of your mocking Him and it's gonna cost you. I'm just saying.