[Hitoshi]

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How womanly of you. Always wanting to have a man spending money on you.

No is not like man spend money on me is like I am pimp collect money from my bitch (I am not know if this is offending sorry if is offend I am not speak English for first language). now go out make tricks before you are make me smack you up.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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I have a question for the Jap.

Do nasty things collect under your slanty eye flaps?

[Hitoshi]

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I have a question for the Jap.

Do nasty things collect under your slanty eye flaps?

I could ask same question about your jowl.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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No is not like man spend money on me is like I am pimp collect money from my bitch (I am not know if this is offending sorry if is offend I am not speak English for first language). now go out make tricks before you are make me smack you up.

My GOD, is there ANYTHINGT japs won't copy? Now Hibachi is trying to talk like Kevin Federline!

[Miss Maisie]

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Oh my word, Pastor, would even Hibachi want to sound like that awful man? My Daddy strictly forbids anyone in our household to watch him on television.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I have a question for Hitoshi. Just when do young children start to learn how to use chopsticks?
As soon as they're able to feed themselves or later? And how often are forks used in Japan (for the natives, not amongst tourists or newcomers to the country).

And WHY use chopsticks when you can use a perfectly good fork?

[Sister Noddy]

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I have a question for Hitoshi. Just when do young children start to learn how to use chopsticks?
As soon as they're able to feed themselves or later? And how often are forks used in Japan (for the natives, not amongst tourists or newcomers to the country).

And WHY use chopsticks when you can use a perfectly good fork?

I've always wondered the same thing. We are for waiting Japanee answer, Hi-chop-san okay.

[Hitoshi]

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I have a question for Hitoshi. Just when do young children start to learn how to use chopsticks?
As soon as they're able to feed themselves or later? And how often are forks used in Japan (for the natives, not amongst tourists or newcomers to the country).

And WHY use chopsticks when you can use a perfectly good fork?

children are use chopstick start very young age. they are make small children chopstick same like you are have small fork for children. okay you are ask why use chopstick I could same ask about fork give me break. if you are want learn how use chopstick I am copy this instruction from wikipedia for how use. I am also want say chopstick is make for sexy fun time in bed (this I will give personal instruction). I am wish good luck and good eating!

1. Put one chopstick between the palm and the base of the thumb, using the ring finger (the fourth finger) to support the lower part of the stick. With the thumb, squeeze the stick down while the ring finger pushes it up. The stick should be stationary and very stable.
2. Use the tips of the thumb, index and middle fingers to hold the other stick like a pen. Make sure the tips of the two sticks line up.
3. Pivot the upper stick up and down towards the stationary lower stick. With this motion one can pick up food of surprising size.
4. With enough practice, the two sticks function like a pair of pincers.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Do they have to draw you gooks a picture to teach you to use a spoon too? Or have those not been sold in your Godless cesspool?

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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Hitoshi I have a question for you.
My neighbour , Mr Goebbels, says you slants have funny shaped heads from being wapped in the face with a wok at birth, then named after the accompanying sound. He says this is why you have names like ring gong tingle chi minh. Is this true?

The chinese couple who run the local laundry had a retard baby. They called it Sum Ting Wong. (presumably after they wapped it in the face with a wok).

Are the retard mongoloids the ones that get wapped in the face with woks too hard? Do expecting parents get warned about the over exuberent wok-wapping of new babies ?
Yours in Christ
Brother Guy

[Hitoshi]

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Hitoshi I have a question for you.
My neighbour , Mr Goebbels, says you slants have funny shaped heads from being wapped in the face with a wok at birth, then named after the accompanying sound. He says this is why you have names like ring gong tingle chi minh. Is this true?

The chinese couple who run the local laundry had a retard baby. They called it Sum Ting Wong. (presumably after they wapped it in the face with a wok).

Are the retard mongoloids the ones that get wapped in the face with woks too hard? Do expecting parents get warned about the over exuberent wok-wapping of new babies ?
Yours in Christ
Brother Guy

I am not before hear this but is good explain for what is happen to these two guy

[Five Year Old Girl]

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Hitoshi! Hitoshi!

Why come you guys eat lotsa raw fishies? Don't yer Mike wave? It's easy ta' cook thuh fishies. Dyou ever eat a raw guppy? Liddow Billy did once. He was like awe pertendin', an' then thuh tail ripped off an' thuh guppy fell alla way down ta' his tummy, an liddow Billy wuz cryin an cryin' cause he likeded thuh guppy. He said he wuz awe unhappy that Lil Bobby was dyin in his tummy. Sos, I said, don't worry liddow Billy, Bobby's probly jess' swimin' around in yer tummy awe happy like on accounta he's got lotsa foods in there. An' Liddow Billy has ta' eat now fer Bobby. Whenever he has a cheetow, Liddow Billy will say; "Time ta' feed Bobby," an' then he eats thuh chettos. Dyou think liddow Bobby is still swimmin in Liddow Billy's tummy? I do, I fink he does laps aroun' Liddow Billy's tummy. He's like "Guppy lap one ...guppy lap two guppy lap three." Heehe, only Bobby probly don't swim so well anymores on accounta Liddow Billy ripped part of his tail, haw? I should be mean ta' liddow Billy fer doin' that ta' Bobby. I'ma go up to him an I'ma stop on his toeses real hard. An' I'll say; "Gosh darn you bad Billy. You done a badness ta' Bobby now he can't swim so good, so he's probly just sittin in yer tummy gettin fat on cheetos an' wishin he wuz in yer bowl. Bad Bobby-Eeatng Billy, Jeevus is gonna make you swallow a whale when you die on accounta you maked Bobby have a bad life life, you bad Bobby Eating Billy. Then I'ma stomp his toeses a whole bunch more times. An them I'ma take a piece of paper, an' I'ma write a note ta' Bobby sayin like how sorry I am that his tail was rippeded by mean liddow Billy, an' I'ma say; "Bobby I'ma pray for you cause ev'n though yer a fishy, you ain't no Morming, an' when you finally die, I hope you go ta' fishy heav'n. (Dyou think Guppies go ta' heav'n, Hitoshi? I do. I fink they swim up ta' Jeevus an' he feeds them cheetoes.) An' then maybe you get yer tail back, an' Liddow Billy can, like serve you cheetos in heaven, wif' both his feetses chewed off by tuh Devow or sumthin." Then I'ma, like, make Liddow Billy eat thuh paper wif' a whow buncha basco sauces an' some pepper, an he'll probly cry an' cry. He'll probly say; "It wasn't my fault on accounta yer thuh one that tied me up in thuh first place an' said 'let's play crucerfixy an' held Bobby over my mouth an' stuff. You ripped it;s tail, not me." An' I'll just say; "Yer a bad bad Bobby-Eating Liar Liddow Billy on accounta Bobby's in yer tummy not mine bad Billy. Now don't you tawk nuthin bad 'bout me anyways, cause I din't use thuh nails on accounta you were 'posed ta' be thuh bad thief an' all, but next time I'ma make you be Jeevus an' use the nails & stuff." An' I'ma stomp his toses an' feed him thuh note fer being a Bad bad Bobby-Eating Billy. That's what I'ma do.

Dyou ever eat a guppy, Hitoshi?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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You know, 5YOG, sushi and sashimi often tastes better than boiled or grilled fish, and it's healthier. I'm obviously not Hitoshi, but I'd hazard a guess as to that being why raw fish is eaten is such amounts.

[Five Year Old Girl]

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But I don't wanna eat my goldfish. Missy-Bowerfins don't look good ta' eat anyways, an' she's Merica's best gold fishy. (Sniff!) Pwease don't make me eat her funny Wicker lady. Pwease don't make me eat her.

[Goats]

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OK Hitoshi. Unlike all of the other people around here, I completley respect your race. I love eating your food and trying to speak your language. My question is to do with your language actually. What is the sentence:
'The Lord doesn't love people who insult his followers'
in Japanese, I want to post it to the people on this forum because they shouldn't be so mean to you!
Yours faithfully
Ghost