[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Ask Japanese (is for ask question for Japanese)

I am also want beat highest vocal note sung by man. is now C sharp in 8th octave. every morning for practise I am sing loving you is easy because you are beatiful. doo doo doo n doo doo. aaaaaaaaaahh! cross your finger for me!

Hit that note and every red-blooded woman will be crossing her legs, dear.

Now, what is the purpose of the salariman? I have deduced that he is a performance artist of sorts, but as with all artsy-fartsy nonsense I don't quite 'get' the deeper meaning ... what are these men trying to say to us by sleeping in public?

[Hitoshi]

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Dear Hitachi, why do you Japs have such odd hobbies?

I am ask why not?! Japanese like for prove skill at everything for bring great honor to himself and family. I am solve Rubik cube in 18 second but record is 11 second. I am hope to beat this soon.

I am also want beat highest vocal note sung by man. is now C sharp in 8th octave. every morning for practise I am sing loving you is easy because you are beatiful. doo doo doo n doo doo. aaaaaaaaaahh! cross your finger for me!

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Dear Hitachi, why do you Japs have such odd hobbies?

A Japanese mental health counselor recited pi to 100,000 decimal places from memory

... Nipspeak for "Karaoke Teacher", I presume.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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thank you for question that is respect. Nozomi bullet train is run at a maximum speed of 300km per hour between Shin-Osaka and Hakata.

Impressive

now sugar how you like to find out maximum speed of Hitoshi bullet train?

No thanks, Hitoshi, the bullet train answer was fine

[Hitoshi]

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Why are Japanese men so keen on playing rugby union?

http://www.rugbyjapan.com/

Are the Japanese rampant homers like the New Zealanders and the Welsh?

And what is the point when your players on tour have to stand on a box to reach the tap in New Zealand shower rooms?

Japanese like play white man sport for prove we are best. is same reason we play with your white women.

[Hitoshi]

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Piggybacking off of Sister Thumper's question; how do you reproduce?

With tallywhackers oh so so so so so small and itty bitty tini weenie how can your seed even reach the women's baby ovens? As hairy as a jap's cooter fur is I can't fathom how you manage to even know where to go? How do you even know if you have an erection?

I am make video with your wife last night. I will send to you for answer your question.

[Hitoshi]

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Ok, here's one.
What is the maximum speed of the bullet train?

thank you for question that is respect. Nozomi bullet train is run at a maximum speed of 300km per hour between Shin-Osaka and Hakata.

now sugar how you like to find out maximum speed of Hitoshi bullet train?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I was have idea for ask Japanese BEFORE ask negro and ask Jew so do not start say this is Japanese stealing american idea give me break. I am wait till now because having been busy with school and girl.

okay you guy are probably have many question and curious are about Japanese people and culture. so I am here for answer all dummy American question.

Ok, here's one.
What is the maximum speed of the bullet train?

[Remy Lebeau]

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(forgive me JESUS before I ask this)

Why do chinks, gooks and any other slant eyed males have such small doodlebugs? Is it just a rumor?

Curious, Sister Thumper

Piggybacking off of Sister Thumper's question; how do you reproduce?

With tallywhackers oh so so so so so small and itty bitty tini weenie how can your seed even reach the women's baby ovens? As hairy as a jap's cooter fur is I can't fathom how you manage to even know where to go? How do you even know if you have an erection?

[Star Finder]

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na....its easy to tell which is female of sub-species......

all Jappy females smell like fish!

and males smell like peanuts...cause they have little balls......

[Bobby-Joe]

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I was have idea for ask Japanese BEFORE ask negro and ask Jew so do not start say this is Japanese stealing american idea give me break. I am wait till now because having been busy with school and girl.

okay you guy are probably have many question and curious are about Japanese people and culture. so I am here for answer all dummy American question.

Okay friend,

How do you tell the boys and girls apart in Japaneseland since you all look the same? I imagine wedding nights must be full of all kinds of surprises for your people.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Why do Slant eyed Gooks enjoy dressing up like fags and frolicking about?



**Notice, they have stuffed thier speedos to appear larger down there**

[Star Finder]

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Hey Rice-Ball Flunky!

you choppa suey? good nippy...

Here is my question:

when they sang:

"I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think
so
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think
so
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
Everyone

That's why I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I
really think so
Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so
I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think
so."

do you look like you do because you did too much of the "M" activity?


.

[Enobarbus]

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I was have idea for ask Japanese BEFORE ask negro and ask Jew so do not start say this is Japanese stealing american idea give me break. I am wait till now because having been busy with school and girl.

okay you guy are probably have many question and curious are about Japanese people and culture. so I am here for answer all dummy American question.

Why are Japanese men so keen on playing rugby union?

http://www.rugbyjapan.com/

Are the Japanese rampant homers like the New Zealanders and the Welsh?

And what is the point when your players on tour have to stand on a box to reach the tap in New Zealand shower rooms?

[Jesus is Lord]

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I am live in dorm dummy.

Then how many rooms are in this rice hut you call a dorm?

because you are have inferior education system and lazy culture for learn.

Our education system is inferior? You can't even type American, God's preferred language, correctly!

I am going for be engineer.

No way an idiot like you could be an engineer.

is not one girl. life too short for monogamy baby.

You couldn't be more wrong. At least you didn't deny these girls are harlots of Satan.

okay this is suppose be about Japan culture not personal question about me. follow direction dummy.

One can learn a lot about nip "culture" by learning about you.