[Susie]

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Is it true Japanese sometimes eat food alive in restaurants and it stilll wriggles when your eating it?

[Sister Noddy]

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Is it true Japanese sometimes eat food alive in restaurants and it stilll wriggles when your eating it?

Gosh, I think you may be right about that! Those nips eat slimy crawly sea creatures, and disgusting seaweeds, not ...

JESUS' ALL AMERICAN FAVORITES!

... like savory pot roast dinners and GODLY charbroiled steaks, rare and juicy in the middle!

Shall we pray, Susie?

[Susie]

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Absolutely Sister Noddy!

[eliot mayfield]

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Yes, it's true:

[Nobar King]

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Did you eat Nemo?

[jennabenna]

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I like you, Hitoshi. You're not afraid to piss off these stupid baptist bigots.
My girlfriend and I were thinking of maybe honeymooning in Japan; do you have any suggestions as to where? I imagine you know better than we do.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I see that JellyBelly has gone through the LBC graveyard and dug up Hitoshi's old thread.

I also note that Hitoshi never bothered to answer my question from 2008, so I'll re-post it in case he happens to pay the forum a visit.

Hitoshi, I was wondering how it is that Japanese people tell who is male and female. After all, the men are scrawny and smooth and small, and the women are . . . well, the same.

[BelieverInGod]

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I like you, Hitoshi. You're not afraid to piss off these stupid baptist bigots.
My girlfriend and I were thinking of maybe honeymooning in Japan; do you have any suggestions as to where? I imagine you know better than we do.

So you're so desperate to find friends that you have to dig up 2 year old threads just to tell the person you like them?

[jennabenna]

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I don't always look at the dates. And you were on here too; what does that say about you, if it's so pathetic that I, someone who's been on for less than a year, am on?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I think Hitoshi may well be dead. I hear he insulted Old Man Hatchet one too many times.