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  • Purge the Unfaithful
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2010
    • 176

    #1

    I have seen the light and SUPPORT Brother Zeke!

    I have seen the error of my ways and drop to my knees before Pastor Zeke and Jesus to forgive me for my transgressions against his annointed minister!

    In Jesus' name!!
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #2
    Re: I have seen the light and SUPPORT Brother Zeke!

    Now we're talkin.

    Next.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Mary-Yves Lapierre
      Forum Member
      • Apr 2010
      • 189

      #3
      Re: I have seen the light and SUPPORT Brother Zeke!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Now we're talkin.

      Next.
      Allo! I too have been submit myself to Jesus, my Lord and Saviour! Against monsieur Ezekiel, I think I have not sinned. Instead, I have granted him the honour of knowing me, and knowing more of Quebec! It is a gift I give freely to you, monsieur Zeke, few are so fortunate!

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      • Purge the Unfaithful
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Apr 2010
        • 176

        #4
        Re: I have seen the light and SUPPORT Brother Zeke!

        Originally posted by Mary-Yves Lapierre View Post
        Allo! I too have been submit myself to Jesus, my Lord and Saviour! Against monsieur Ezekiel, I think I have not sinned. Instead, I have granted him the honour of knowing me, and knowing more of Quebec! It is a gift I give freely to you, monsieur Zeke, few are so fortunate!
        You speak French? Interesting...........

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        • Mary-Yves Lapierre
          Forum Member
          • Apr 2010
          • 189

          #5
          Re: I have seen the light and SUPPORT Brother Zeke!

          Originally posted by Purge the Unfaithful View Post
          You speak French? Interesting...........
          Mais Oui! It is a truly superior language in every way but one. The KJV was not written en francais, so I had to learn the english to read the Word of God as God intended for it to be read. I am glad God did not write the Bible in Arab, sand monkey talk is difficult to master I hear. But the english is very easy since half your words are stolen from francais!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552

            #6
            Re: I have seen the light and SUPPORT Brother Zeke!

            Originally posted by Mary-Yves Lapierre View Post
            Mais Oui! It is a truly superior language in every way but one. The KJV was not written en francais, so I had to learn the english to read the Word of God as God intended for it to be read. I am glad God did not write the Bible in Arab, sand monkey talk is difficult to master I hear. But the english is very easy since half your words are stolen from francais!
            This is an American forum, frenchie. Speak His favorite language (AMERICAN) or we will ask you to leave.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Mary-Yves Lapierre
              Forum Member
              • Apr 2010
              • 189

              #7
              Re: I have seen the light and SUPPORT Brother Zeke!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              This is an American forum, frenchie. Speak His favorite language (AMERICAN) or we will ask you to leave.
              Thank you for your correction monsieur Mr Ezekiel. It is difficult to speak in American, but I am trying to learn. Please forgive my occasional slips. It has only been two weeks since I began to learn your simple language, it should not be more than a few days until it is mastered.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552

                #8
                Re: I have seen the light and SUPPORT Brother Zeke!

                Originally posted by Mary-Yves Lapierre View Post
                Thank you for your correction monsieur Mr Ezekiel. It is difficult to speak in American, but I am trying to learn. Please forgive my occasional slips. It has only been two weeks since I began to learn your simple language, it should not be more than a few days until it is mastered.
                What's the hold up? I mastered the slope tongues in a few minutes.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Sam Diamond
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 182

                  #9
                  Re: I have seen the light and SUPPORT Brother Zeke!

                  Originally posted by Purge the Unfaithful View Post
                  I have seen the error of my ways and drop to my knees before Pastor Zeke and Jesus to forgive me for my transgressions against his annointed minister!

                  In Jesus' name!!
                  I am pleased to tell you all investigations of you have now stopped.

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                  • Mary-Yves Lapierre
                    Forum Member
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 189

                    #10
                    Re: I have seen the light and SUPPORT Brother Zeke!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    What's the hold up? I mastered the slope tongues in a few minutes.
                    I apologize pastor, but I am trying to learn of the english on the interwebs. It is difficult when much of what I see is as this:

                    R0m4NZ 9
                    11(F0r ThE CH1ldReN 8e1n' N0T yet 80RN, Ne1tHER h4v1n' d0Ne 4nY 900D 0R EV1L, Th@ tHE Purp0ze 0f 90D 4CC0rd1N' t0 eLEct10n m19hT St4ND, n0t 0F w0Rx, 8ut 0F h1m TH@ K4lLEth

                    121t w4Z s41D uNT0 hER, thE ELDEr sH4ll SERVe THe j00n9er.

                    134Z 1T 1Z WR1TtEn, J4c08 h4Ve 1 l0Ved, 8uT eS4u h4VE 1 h4tEd.

                    It is not easy to learn your simple language when there is so much ignorance on the webz. But I expects it will be only a few more days before I have full mastery. :

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                    • Purge the Unfaithful
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 176

                      #11
                      Re: I have seen the light and SUPPORT Brother Zeke!

                      Originally posted by Mary-Yves Lapierre View Post
                      R0m4NZ 9
                      11(F0r ThE CH1ldReN 8e1n' N0T yet 80RN, Ne1tHER h4v1n' d0Ne 4nY 900D 0R EV1L, Th@ tHE Purp0ze 0f 90D 4CC0rd1N' t0 eLEct10n m19hT St4ND, n0t 0F w0Rx, 8ut 0F h1m TH@ K4lLEth

                      121t w4Z s41D uNT0 hER, thE ELDEr sH4ll SERVe THe j00n9er.

                      134Z 1T 1Z WR1TtEn, J4c08 h4Ve 1 l0Ved, 8uT eS4u h4VE 1 h4tEd.

                      :
                      Why do you mock the word of the Lord? This is one of the most repugnant things I have had to see spewed in the tubes of the internets!!

                      Are you a witch madam? Are you? If you claim you are not, you must prove you are not!! If you claim you are...well, we don't have a "WItch Purification Program" (WIPP) here at Landover Baptist Church so we have to do other things. Exodus 22:18 "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live"

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                      • Mary-Yves Lapierre
                        Forum Member
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 189

                        #12
                        Re: I have seen the light and SUPPORT Brother Zeke!

                        Originally posted by Purge the Unfaithful View Post
                        Why do you mock the word of the Lord? This is one of the most repugnant things I have had to see spewed in the tubes of the internets!!

                        Are you a witch madam? Are you? If you claim you are not, you must prove you are not!! If you claim you are...well, we don't have a "WItch Purification Program" (WIPP) here at Landover Baptist Church so we have to do other things. Exodus 22:18 "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live"
                        No, no, you silly one! My silly little boy!!

                        I know that the verses are

                        Romans 9
                        11(For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth
                        12It was said unto her, The elder shall serve the younger.
                        13As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.



                        But I am trying to learn the english on the webz! And much of what I see is written in the silly talk, like what I posted to illustrate! Silly boy!

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                        • Sister Kitty
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 857

                          #13
                          Re: I have seen the light and SUPPORT Brother Zeke!

                          Originally posted by Purge the Unfaithful View Post
                          well, we don't have a "WItch Purification Program" (WIPP) here at Landover Baptist Church so we have to do other things. Exodus 22:18 "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live"
                          You have made a death threat against Sister Mary-Yves. You will retract and apologize. Immediately.

                          Here, we follow secular law, as Jesus has commanded us.

                          1st Peter 2:13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
                          1st Peter 2:14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
                          1st Peter 2:15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:
                          Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                          • Purge the Unfaithful
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 176

                            #14
                            Re: I have seen the light and SUPPORT Brother Zeke!

                            Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                            You have made a death threat against Sister Mary-Yves. You will retract and apologize. Immediately.
                            Excuse me Sister? Who are YOU a WOMAN to even think of rebuking me a MAN !?!? 1 Corinthians 14:34-35 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church

                            Now where is your husband? Does he allow you to rebel like this?

                            So get me an the brothers some coffee sweet cheeks!! And get yourself into Sister Betty Bowers B.I.T.C.H. program now!!

                            Glory Be!!

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                            • Sam Diamond
                              True Christian™
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 182

                              #15
                              Re: I have seen the light and SUPPORT Brother Zeke!

                              Originally posted by Purge the Unfaithful View Post
                              Excuse me Sister? Who are YOU a WOMAN to even think of rebuking me a MAN !?!? 1 Corinthians 14:34-35 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church

                              Now where is your husband? Does he allow you to rebel like this?

                              So get me an the brothers some coffee sweet cheeks!! And get yourself into Sister Betty Bowers B.I.T.C.H. program now!!

                              Glory Be!!
                              Chain of command
                              1 God
                              2 Jesus
                              3 Pastors, reverends
                              4 True Christian Men
                              5 True Christian Women
                              6 Male forum members
                              7 Female forum members
                              8 who cares about unsaved trash and what they think or say anyway!
                              Purge the Unfaithful you are out of line, Sister Kitty is your better, do as your are told.
                              PS apologise to Sister Kitty

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