Inspirational pin-up/poster contest!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

It turns out I've printed too many "Re-Elect Bush, the liberator of Iran" bumper stickers, so to keep the presses from being idle, I'm moving into the motivational poster industry. You know the kind:



The difference is that I want to make posters that are specifically Christian and Republican - I don't want to motivate any sinners, they'll just commit more sin.

So, I'm having a contest, with part of the profits going to whoever can find the best photo to put on my posters. It can be one you took yourself, or you can find a pic on the web just to give me an idea of what you have in mind.

Let's get clicking!

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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Just off the top of my head, I'd like to see something like this:

AMERICA
These colors don't run. They stick. And burn. And burn. And burn!

More something for overseas markets than domestic consuption I'd say, but you're the businessman, not me.

[Talitha]

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From my own True Christian™ perspective.

[Brother Temperance]

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I've been working on this new concept I like to call "lolraqis". A little gut instinct of mine says these things are going to be big, real big. This is just a rough draft I've been kicking around, but I think it has some potential:

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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I've been working on this new concept I like to call "lolraqis"

That's so cute, just look at the funny smile on his face. He sure loves all the attention he's managed to get. Probably explains why he was trying to catch cluster bomblets on his tounge in the first place.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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Is this the sort of Inspirational Image you were after, Brother Thurmond?

I think that towelhead is complaining about the high cost of burials in pre-liberated Iraq. And so he should. I think its disgraceful, but it helps us to remember what we are fighting for, don't you think?

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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Republichrist

[Talitha]

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Sweet Merciful Jesus, I've got another one!

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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christublican

[Deaner]

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He certainly won't be stealing things and running away any more. Maybe amputation of suspected or potential enemy combatants is a way around the boondoggle of political correctness complaints we get when we shoot them.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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Republicranian

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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Republicranian

I don't like the Iranian flag: what are those things in the middle, vibrators at their highest setting?

Anyway, I've got another idea, I think we'll want to find the exact wording:

PERSPECTIVE
10 planets per star. 100,000,000,000 stars per galaxy. 100,000,000,000 galaxies. 1 omnipotent, omnipresent God who really, really, really cares which gender you stick your weiner into. In the grand scheme of things, are your urges really that important?

[H. Montague Worthington]

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I enjoy posters that have practical uses, like recipes or tips on mind control.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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I enjoy posters that have practical uses, like recipes...

WOW. Looks like SOMEONE is still bitter about Cheney kicking Karl Rove out of the Whitehouse! I understand your anger, but that doesn't justify going as low as accusing Dick Cheney of being a Catholic.

(It's true that Kittens taste great, however. There's this Chinese place in Des Moines, it's called Hung Chow or Chow Fat or whatever, weird name anyway, but the meat that they insist is "chicken" - tastes just like those endangered Madagascar lepards I ate on my June safari. Highly recommended.)