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She isn't due for another month, but she said her "water broke" and that its time to have the babies. Before I do anything, I need guidance, do I make her deliver here, or at the hospital? I'm a little nervous and excited that God has seen fit to give me my children early, but I'm also scared that I might not make a good father.
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Matthew 6:26
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Re: I think my wife is going into labor.
Take her to the hospital, but make sure she cleans up any mess she made first. Priorities never change.
Bless you with your new soldiers in Christ!Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Just put her in the Bath.
It makes it much easier to clean up the mess.
I promise you, It'll make The Texas Chainsaw Massacre look tame.
Put a hand over her mouth so she doesn't annoy the neighbors when she screams.
Tell her to breathe and push.
Oh, Congratulations
You better hope It's a Boy.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Some women use childbirth as an excuse to sass you. My Ethel did that once here in our log cabin when I was being the receiver. So I just stuffed the baby back up inside her and made her do it again the right way.The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Praise Jesus!
But as a Christian, always consult scripture in all matters:
"Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If a woman have conceived seed, and born a man child: then she shall be unclean seven days; according to the days of the separation for her infirmity shall she be unclean." Lev 12:2 - KJV
This clearly means that you cannot touch your wife for at least 7 days after birth. I trust you have an area in your home where the filthy woman can be kept for the first week?
God doesn't tell us whether or not the babies are also filthy from contact with their mother. I would get on my knees and ask Him if it's even safe for anyone but the mother to touch the infants for the first week.
Yours in HimMatthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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I'm fairly certain her unclean time starts when the water breaks:Originally posted by JakeBeck View Post
And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
Leviticus 15:19
When the amniotic sac breaks, there is a small amount of blood mixed with the amniotic fluid. So it qualifies as an issue and she is thus unclean already. I do hope you have not touched her. Also, you should not sit on the same seat as her in the car. I do hope you vehicle is equipped with bucket seats, otherwise she will have to drive herself to the hospital.
Every bed, whereon he lieth that hath the issue, is unclean: and every thing, whereon he sitteth, shall be unclean.
Leviticus 15:4Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University
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You seem to be off to a good start. You've bred a fine young heiffer whose about to deliver your first soldier for Christ. As long as you keep your rod of discipline close by and use it often, you can basically put it on Cruise Control until the boy of yours enlists in the serviceOriginally posted by JakeBeck View Post Well done.
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Her mother drove her to the hospital, and she has given birth to one boy and one girl. I have named my son Ezekiel James Beck. And my daughter has been named Rebecca Faith Beck. I will post pictures of them soon, they are at the hospital at the moment, as is their mother.I came home, because her mother is staying the night there with her so that she can help, because that was a very bloody mess and I don't want to be unclean too. I thank God for my son, at least I was granted one. PRAISE JESUS!Matthew 6:26
26Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?Comment
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Congratulations on the birth of ZekeBeck and BeckyBeck
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Congratulations on your son Brother!Originally posted by JakeBeck View Post
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Congratulations on having a son.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Thank you Pastor Zeke and Captain Portway! He was named for two very Godly men, Pastor Zeke and Reverend Jim. I felt that if he had such a strong name he would live up to be a fine True Christian™ man when he gets older. I hope you don't mind me naming him what I named him.Matthew 6:26
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What's wrong with the name Aaron? It's the very first name, alphabetically speaking. Could your son maybe have two middle names? It's not totally unheard of.Originally posted by JakeBeck View Postsigpic
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It isn't completely unheard of, your right, I don't believe the birth certificates have been drafted yet, I'm sure I could call and ask. Aaron is a fine name, my fishing buddy's name is Aaron. I will definitely call and ask to add Aaron as a middle name. Or I could name my second son Aaron. How's that? I didn't mean to make you feel left out, I'm sorry.
I'm not sure if we have been properly introduced yet, but I am Jacob Beck.Matthew 6:26
26Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?Comment
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Isn't it about time you pull your head out of people's asses and start making your own choices!? Or do you intend to give your children 7213 names?Originally posted by JakeBeck View Post5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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