[James Dewitt]

Re: I think my wife is going into labor.

Isn't it about time you pull your head out of people's asses and start making your own choices!? Or do you intend to give your children 7213 names?

Don't be so cranky, he got James in there, its all good . You are just mad because he did use yours. What the heck is your name?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: I think my wife is going into labor.

It isn't completely unheard of, your right, I don't believe the birth certificates have been drafted yet, I'm sure I could call and ask. Aaron is a fine name, my fishing buddy's name is Aaron. I will definitely call and ask to add Aaron as a middle name. Or I could name my second son Aaron. How's that? I didn't mean to make you feel left out, I'm sorry.

I'm not sure if we have been properly introduced yet, but I am Jacob Beck.

Hello Jacob! Either way you decide to go is fine with me. It would be a great honor for me if my first name could be used anywhere in your sons names. I have an awful middle name myself, Beverley.

My mother was a drugged out hippy tramp, so I'm actually lucky my name isn't Starflower Moonblossom or something even worse! And my own children were named by their mothers, so their names are just as bad. My two girls are Brisket Caleb and Verbina Dew. Faldar Elsroth is my poor son. It hurts my soul every time I have to write a support check with those awful names on them!