[HTannor]

Re: What's for lunch: Roasted Sea turtle

Roasted sea turtle isn't as easy to get this year.

Brother Nobar, drop by my chambers tomorrow at noon. I have a modest supply of sea turtle steaks in the freezer in my robe room and my bailiff wields a pretty mean spatula on the Weber grill on my balcony. We'll have a couple wraps just overloaded with the meat you crave.

How, you ask, did I score nearly forty pounds of this delicacy?

Well, it seems we still have a few Hurricane Katrina evacuees still rattling around the area. One of them (a spade, of course) was caught shop-lifting and hauled in front of my bench.

When I was getting ready to sentence him to our "Chains of Love" program at the Freehold Incarceration Unit, his attorney opined that perhaps creative "restitution" might be in order.

Well, to make a long story short, the coon still had solid contacts down in bayou and offered up something in return for my "reconsideration" in view of the hard life he's led since coming to Iowa (southern jigs can't handle a little frost bite in their lives).

There you have it - the coon is headed south and my freezer is stocked.

Bon Appétit.

[Nobar King]

Re: What's for lunch: Roasted Sea turtle

Ever since the roasted sea turtle phenomenon hit in June 2010 I've been really keen on turtles. I set up a trap in the creek out back to catch the critters that float by and it's been really easy. The meat tastes best when it's dried live. You tie them up by their tails and the blood all flows to the head and kills the animal.

There are a couple of pretty healthy specimens, there! I'll grill those up and that'll make a lot of tasty sandwiches!

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: What's for lunch: Roasted Sea turtle

Genisis 1

27So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
28And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
29And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat. 30And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.


If God didn't want us to eat animals why did He make them out of meat?

YiC

Jack

[Nobar King]

Re: What's for lunch: Roasted Sea turtle

Here's a new twist on the good 'ol roasted sea turtle: Cover it with bacon!

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: What's for lunch: Roasted Sea turtle

Today i had spotted owl nuggets for brekfast, and white-tailed eagle fillet with freedom fries for dinner

Whats for dinner tomorrow? Dont know yet, but i am considering grilled polar bear

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: What's for lunch: Roasted Sea turtle

Today, i was in for some Jap food, so i ordered shark fin soup at the nearest chink takeaway

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What's for lunch: Roasted Sea turtle

Today i had spotted owl nuggets for brekfast,

What's owl like? I'd imagine it's a bit like platypus. The eggs are similar.


. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . platypus . .. . . . . . . . . owl

[Rylee Cline]

Re: What's for lunch: Roasted Sea turtle

You people are fucking insane

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What's for lunch: Roasted Sea turtle

You people are piffleing insane

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: What's for lunch: Roasted Sea turtle

You people are piffleing insane

You're just jealous, i'm munching on a grilled Vancouver Island marmot as i'm typing this.

[inbred queer]

Re: What's for lunch: Roasted Sea turtle

Did you know that sea turtles are endangered species?

Wow.

Glad I'm a vegetarian.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What's for lunch: Roasted Sea turtle

Did you know that sea turtles are endangered species?

Wow.

Glad I'm a vegetarian.

Did you know that the Hidatsa Shield Figure bean is an endangered species?

Wow. . . non sequitur (click)

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: What's for lunch: Roasted Sea turtle

Did you know that sea turtles are endangered species?

Wow.

Glad I'm a vegetarian.

Where in the Bible does it say that its wrong to kill endangered species?

[Nobar King]

Re: What's for lunch: Roasted Sea turtle

Glad I'm a vegetarian.

I hope you remember that the next time you suck down another load of semen. You think you are doing the right thing by passing up a turtle sandwich but other choices that you are making are the ones that will damn you to hell.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: What's for lunch: Roasted Sea turtle

Soon its time again for some more spotted owl, my favourite west coast delicasy