Tweet
Caption Contest: Transportation in India
What does this picture say to you?
-
Re: Caption Contest: Transportation in India
need more trains?Originally posted by Nobar King View PostWhat does this picture say to you?
you think your commute is a bitch?
what a tigers lunch truck looks like?Drama queen -
Re: Caption Contest: Transportation in India
I'm prety sure that that's a picture of the famous "queer for moohamad" train that they run this time every year to Iraquistan. Funny though, they never come back...Originally posted by Nobar King View PostWhat does this picture say to you?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
-
Re: Caption Contest: Transportation in India
Thank you for calling to American Express customer service. How may I be helping you today?Comment
-
Re: Caption Contest: Transportation in India
I always travel first class on India Railways.Originally posted by Nobar King View PostWhat does this picture say to you?
sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
Comment
-
Re: Caption Contest: Transportation in India
As an aside, When I was in India in the 70's I saw a news report about 300 people dead and injured, when someone on the top of a train like this stood up,just as the train was going into a tunnel.sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
Comment
-
Re: Caption Contest: Transportation in India
Don't 300 to 400 people die when two bicycles collide in downtown New Delhi?Originally posted by aim for heaven View PostComment
-
Re: Caption Contest: Transportation in India
Only when they are swerving to avoid the ''sacred cow'' walking down the middle of the road.Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Postsigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
Comment
-
Re: Caption Contest: Transportation in India
"Hey! Don't you know that walking on the Railroad Track is dangerous?"Originally posted by Nobar King View PostWhat does this picture say to you?
JUDGEMENT DAY
sigpic
"I'll Be Back!!"Comment
-
Re: Caption Contest: Transportation in India
"Two Big Macs for the price of one in New Delhi!"5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
-
Re: Caption Contest: Transportation in India
"hey!! Ravinder! Over here!!"*
*One second before train tips overComment
-
Re: Caption Contest: Transportation in India
Keep in mind the sanitation facilities on that train. And also keep in mind these people are innocent of the concept of toilet paper . . .
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.Comment
-
Re: Caption Contest: Transportation in India
The sinners on the outside are human shields to protect the Christians inside from terrorist attacks.Originally posted by Nobar King View PostWhat does this picture say to you?
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.Comment
-
Re: Caption Contest: Transportation in India
Yakov Smirnoff: In America, people make trains. InRussiaIndia trains are made of people.Comment
Comment