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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #1

    Don't Shop Wal*Mart this Season - they LIED!!!

    Remember last year when it was noted that Wal*Mart would be wishing its shoppers a "Merry Christmas?" Well here it is, October 2nd already, and I didn't even get a Praise Be! after purchasing one of the attractive blouses that Kathie Lee's little Angels from all around the globe sew. Then they even had the nerve to look at me funny after trilling a couple verses of God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen in order to perk up the cashier's memory a little bit.

    For revenge, I snuck back into the Auto Dep't and practiced my Madonna Look with the tin funnels - Sinners!!!
  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #2
    Re: Don't Shop Wal*Mart this Season - they LIED!!!

    Sadly, Sister, it's yet another example of anti-Christian persecution by the hellbound trash, who seem to be obsessed with imposing their hatred of Jesus on us. If we had a truly free-market economy, stores like Wal-Mart wouldn't have to pay any attention to what unsaved "shoppers" want.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #3
      Re: Don't Shop Wal*Mart this Season - they LIED!!!

      I don't shop there anymore. It's over run with filthy, dirty, spanish speaking messicans.
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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #4
        Re: Don't Shop Wal*Mart this Season - they LIED!!!

        Originally posted by SUV View Post
        Remember last year when it was noted that Wal*Mart would be wishing its shoppers a "Merry Christmas?" Well here it is, October 2nd already, and I didn't even get a Praise Be! after purchasing one of the attractive blouses that Kathie Lee's little Angels from all around the globe sew. Then they even had the nerve to look at me funny after trilling a couple verses of God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen in order to perk up the cashier's memory a little bit.

        For revenge, I snuck back into the Auto Dep't and practiced my Madonna Look with the tin funnels - Sinners!!!
        The atheistic war on Christmas never ends, does it. I blame the Clintons. And that pansy Englishman Richard Dawkins.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Glendora Christianson
          Spiritual Mother of LBC
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2329

          #5
          Re: Don't Shop Wal*Mart this Season - they LIED!!!

          Originally posted by SUV View Post
          Remember last year when it was noted that Wal*Mart would be wishing its shoppers a "Merry Christmas?" Well here it is, October 2nd already, and I didn't even get a Praise Be! after purchasing one of the attractive blouses that Kathie Lee's little Angels from all around the globe sew. Then they even had the nerve to look at me funny after trilling a couple verses of God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen in order to perk up the cashier's memory a little bit.

          For revenge, I snuck back into the Auto Dep't and practiced my Madonna Look with the tin funnels - Sinners!!!
          Sweet Sister Sue, I do worry about you sometimes. I have mixed feelings about my Wal-Mart . . . they do have that delightful Christmas Village on display (out in the garden section though), but I'm afraid they're too busy catering to witches and Devil worshippers (and the odd homosexual) to love Jesus like we do.
          Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: Don't Shop Wal*Mart this Season - they LIED!!!

            All of the devil worshipping items should be cleared out just in time for some good holy decorations. Makes you wonder about the intentions of these marketers. They don't seem to take morality into consideration when planning each season's sales. Just about every retailer switches from satan to the holy around this time of year. The devil's marketing scheme seems to make it irresistable to every store to sell decorations of death, then the next day it's on to turkeys and holy lights. Once the new year passes, they switch to pagan earth rituals, including that dammed bunny that lays eggs. Who is overseeing this?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323

              #7
              Re: Don't Shop Wal*Mart this Season - they LIED!!!

              Originally posted by SUV View Post
              For revenge, I snuck back into the Auto Dep't and practiced my Madonna Look with the tin funnels - Sinners!!!
              that was the cooking section. The funnels in automotive are life-size.
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • Seeker
                Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                Forum Member
                • Aug 2007
                • 966

                #8
                Re: Don't Shop Wal*Mart this Season - they LIED!!!

                I was just there tonight spending my last dime. All I saw was halloween sinful crap! But then some of that stuff is mixed in with Thanksgiving. How the hell to tell the difference...I don't know.

                If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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