Don't Shop Wal*Mart this Season - they LIED!!!

[SUV]

Remember last year when it was noted that Wal*Mart would be wishing its shoppers a "Merry Christmas?" Well here it is, October 2nd already, and I didn't even get a Praise Be! after purchasing one of the attractive blouses that Kathie Lee's little Angels from all around the globe sew. Then they even had the nerve to look at me funny after trilling a couple verses of God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen in order to perk up the cashier's memory a little bit.

For revenge, I snuck back into the Auto Dep't and practiced my Madonna Look with the tin funnels - Sinners!!!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Don't Shop Wal*Mart this Season - they LIED!!!

Sadly, Sister, it's yet another example of anti-Christian persecution by the hellbound trash, who seem to be obsessed with imposing their hatred of Jesus on us. If we had a truly free-market economy, stores like Wal-Mart wouldn't have to pay any attention to what unsaved "shoppers" want.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Don't Shop Wal*Mart this Season - they LIED!!!

I don't shop there anymore. It's over run with filthy, dirty, spanish speaking messicans.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Don't Shop Wal*Mart this Season - they LIED!!!

Remember last year when it was noted that Wal*Mart would be wishing its shoppers a "Merry Christmas?" Well here it is, October 2nd already, and I didn't even get a Praise Be! after purchasing one of the attractive blouses that Kathie Lee's little Angels from all around the globe sew. Then they even had the nerve to look at me funny after trilling a couple verses of God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen in order to perk up the cashier's memory a little bit.

For revenge, I snuck back into the Auto Dep't and practiced my Madonna Look with the tin funnels - Sinners!!!

The atheistic war on Christmas never ends, does it. I blame the Clintons. And that pansy Englishman Richard Dawkins.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Don't Shop Wal*Mart this Season - they LIED!!!

Remember last year when it was noted that Wal*Mart would be wishing its shoppers a "Merry Christmas?" Well here it is, October 2nd already, and I didn't even get a Praise Be! after purchasing one of the attractive blouses that Kathie Lee's little Angels from all around the globe sew. Then they even had the nerve to look at me funny after trilling a couple verses of God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen in order to perk up the cashier's memory a little bit.

For revenge, I snuck back into the Auto Dep't and practiced my Madonna Look with the tin funnels - Sinners!!!

Sweet Sister Sue, I do worry about you sometimes. I have mixed feelings about my Wal-Mart . . . they do have that delightful Christmas Village on display (out in the garden section though), but I'm afraid they're too busy catering to witches and Devil worshippers (and the odd homosexual) to love Jesus like we do.

[Nobar King]

Re: Don't Shop Wal*Mart this Season - they LIED!!!

All of the devil worshipping items should be cleared out just in time for some good holy decorations. Makes you wonder about the intentions of these marketers. They don't seem to take morality into consideration when planning each season's sales. Just about every retailer switches from satan to the holy around this time of year. The devil's marketing scheme seems to make it irresistable to every store to sell decorations of death, then the next day it's on to turkeys and holy lights. Once the new year passes, they switch to pagan earth rituals, including that dammed bunny that lays eggs. Who is overseeing this?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Don't Shop Wal*Mart this Season - they LIED!!!

For revenge, I snuck back into the Auto Dep't and practiced my Madonna Look with the tin funnels - Sinners!!!

that was the cooking section. The funnels in automotive are life-size.

[Seeker]

Re: Don't Shop Wal*Mart this Season - they LIED!!!

I was just there tonight spending my last dime. All I saw was halloween sinful crap! But then some of that stuff is mixed in with Thanksgiving. How the hell to tell the difference...I don't know.