[Timofey]

Re: Question about a particular verse.

Heathen Pirate Joe you are fast on the wit.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Question about a particular verse.

Oh Bobby of very little brain, While Pastafarianism is not weighed down with the same repressive attitude that you have, the case I was resting was the one made by Ms Big

There is quite a difference between seeing homosexuality in everything, and seeing it in the worship of noodly appendages by men.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Question about a particular verse.

There is quite a difference between seeing homosexuality in everything, and seeing it in the worship of noodly appendages by men.

It is you own mind, wrapped by suppression of who you really are, that makes you see the Holy Appendages as something sexual.

[Larry Lee]

Re: Question about a particular verse.

Samuel 20:41

When the boy left, David came out from the south side of the rock. He bowed face-down on the ground before Jonathan three times. Then David and Jonathan kissed each other and cried together, but David cried the most.

Can somebody explain to me how this isn't expressing homosexuality?

I was going to ignore this, "ReeceM", because you're obviously a Christ-hating troll who's come to our Holy Board to spread dissension and disrupt our placid community of True Christian™ love.

But, I've decided you need to understand what kind of a Christ-hating troll you truly are. A stupid one. And witless. And by that I mean you're someone who's so ignorant that they don't even know the scripture sodomites use to advance their filthy suggestion that David and Jonathan enjoyed a homersexual union.

See if these verses don't bugger your little troll brain:

"I am distressed for thee, my brother Jonathan: very pleasant hast thou been unto me: thy love to me was wonderful, passing the love of women" (2nd Samuel 1:26).

"Then Saul's anger was kindled against Jonathan, and he said unto him, Thou son of the perverse rebellious woman, do not I know that thou hast chosen the son of Jesse [David] to thine own confusion, and unto the confusion of thy mother's nakedness" (1st Samuel 20:30)?

That's Jonathan's father, Saul, taking Jonathan to task -- according to the sodomites -- for his butting uglies with David.

But you, "ReeceM", don't know anything about that. You just think you can cite some trivial verse about David and Jonathan sharing a few Holy kisses and some post-coital emotion, and it will upset us -- and validate your wild speculations about the beautiful Bible story of David and Jonathan's filial friendship encrypting an illicit sexual affair between two bucking men? Never!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Question about a particular verse.

It is you own mind, wrapped by suppression of who you really are, that makes you see the Holy Appendages as something sexual.

...and "pirate" is code for butt-pirate.