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  • Remember, Remember the Fifth of November

    Friends, today is the 405th anniversary of the failure of cathlick anarchists to assassinate our beloved King James!

    Yes, due to Divine intervention and papist incompetence King James I of England was not blown up on November 5, 1605 and the translation of the KJV 1611 was able to be done without a catlick monarch interfering with the process!

    November 5th is now a day to for all to celebrate in their hatred of the papacy, burn effigies, and rejoice that the KJV 1611 was completed even though terrorists tried their best to make sure that wouldn't be the case. Praise Glory!

    I will leave you all with this traditional poem that celebrates both King James and burning terrorists (please ignore the fact that it isn't in real American, I'm sure it was written in the era when the English were still pre-stealing the language):

    Remember, remember the Fifth of November,
    The Gunpowder Treason and Plot,
    I know of no reason
    Why the Gunpowder Treason
    Should ever be forgot.
    Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes, t'was his intent
    To blow up the King and Parli'ment.
    Three-score barrels of powder below
    To prove old England's overthrow;
    By God's providence he was catch'd

    With a dark lantern and burning match.
    Holla boys, Holla boys, let the bells ring.

    Holloa boys, holloa boys, God save the King!

    And what should we do with him? Burn him!
    "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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    Re: Remember, Remember the Fifth of November

    I've never heard of anyone celebrating an anniversary like this before.
    Oh well, happy November 5th!

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    • #3
      Re: Remember, Remember the Fifth of November

      I will put in a penny for the Guy!
      He is the tower of salvation for his king: and sheweth mercy to his anointed, unto David, and to his seed for evermore. 2 Samuel 22:51
      God, Guns and BBQ make AMERICA great!

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      • #4
        Re: Remember, Remember the Fifth of November

        So, you all will burn effigies and stuff? If so, post pictures so I can see. Looks like fun.

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          Re: Remember, Remember the Fifth of November

          Originally posted by Scarlet Wynter View Post
          So, you all will burn effigies and stuff? If so, post pictures so I can see. Looks like fun.
          Look on Youtube for "Lewes bonfire night"

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          • #6
            Re: Remember, Remember the Fifth of November

            Originally posted by Scarlet Wynter View Post
            So, you all will burn effigies and stuff? If so, post pictures so I can see. Looks like fun.
            That's what the Brits do.

            Not so much in the US. Here, people dress up in Guy Fawkes masks and protest outside $cientology buildings.

            I have no idea what one has to do with the other.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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