Less annoying cats, use a muzzle!

[Cranky Old Man]

How can I convince the pet shop to always include one of these when they sell a cat?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Less annoying cats, use a muzzle!

Brother, what a great idea!

Though I think sending one of these home with each cat purchase would be even better.

[SUV]

Re: Less annoying cats, use a muzzle!

I like it - I like it very much

The muzzle itself, of course, not that feline Spawn of Satan

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Less annoying cats, use a muzzle!

As long as our nations unGodly deviant community does not use the cat for their Satanic bondage rituals!

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Less annoying cats, use a muzzle!

Mrs. Porter likes these filthy animals for some reason. To me they are nothing but a nuisance and better off as fish food at the bottom of Lake Freehold.

But the simpleton woman doesn't ask for much and I permit one in our home at any given time. I've always had them declawed and defanged just to be safe, but the muzzle idea would likely be cheaper.

In Christ

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Less annoying cats, use a muzzle!

Why not just have the most recent one stuffed, Brother?

Or does she demand that it move and purr?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Less annoying cats, use a muzzle!

Mrs. Porter likes these filthy animals for some reason. To me they are nothing but a nuisance and better off as fish food at the bottom of Lake Freehold.

But the simpleton woman doesn't ask for much and I permit one in our home at any given time. I've always had them declawed and defanged just to be safe, but the muzzle idea would likely be cheaper.

In Christ

If she wants another one, I have a dozen or so wandering the property. Don't know where they come from, but they seem to be able to appear and disappear at will.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Less annoying cats, use a muzzle!

If she wants another one, I have a dozen or so wandering the property. Don't know where they come from, but they seem to be able to appear and disappear at will.

The Cheshire breed?