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  • Lost Sheep McUinnean
    Linguistics and Translation Consultant
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2193

    #1

    Security Sniffer Dogs offend Muslims. Why?

    How Convenient .. Sniffer Dogs Offend Muslims - Atlas Shrugs

    Eh? Why? What's the problem? Surely they should be interested in clearing their name and tarnished image?

    Or have I missed something?

  • Lisa H
    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 5070

    #2
    Re: Security Sniffer Dogs offend Muslims. Why?

    Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
    How Convenient .. Sniffer Dogs Offend Muslims - Atlas Shrugs

    Eh? Why? What's the problem? Surely they should be interested in clearing their name and tarnished image?

    Or have I missed something?

    Muslims believe dogs are devils, especially black ones.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • Lost Sheep McUinnean
      Linguistics and Translation Consultant
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2193

      #3
      Re: Security Sniffer Dogs offend Muslims. Why?

      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
      Muslims believe dogs are devils, especially black ones.
      Ah. I hadn't realised that Sister. Perhaps they could use another animal with a good sense of smell, like pigs perhaps.

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      • Rapture Eddie
        The Sermonator
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2008
        • 219

        #4
        Re: Security Sniffer Dogs offend Muslims. Why?

        Mooslims are all terrorists that's why they pretend to be offended.
        Why do you think their women always dress as Ninja?

        Mooslum:-
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        JUDGEMENT DAY

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: Security Sniffer Dogs offend Muslims. Why?

          We need to figure out which dogs the Muslims hate the most, and then breed as many as possible.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Oakland "Reb" Griner
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 2241

            #6
            Re: Security Sniffer Dogs offend Muslims. Why?

            Some of the Muslims will be offended for not being allowed to have sex with those dogs.
            Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
              Hates anal sex. And trees.
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 8337

              #7
              Re: Security Sniffer Dogs offend Muslims. Why?

              Oh shoot. Well since the Muslims are offended I guess we'll have to let them blow up our jets. There's nothing we can do about it. *throws hands up*

              Edit: If only we had a Godly Republican like George W. Bush in office.
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708

                #8
                Re: Security Sniffer Dogs offend Muslims. Why?

                Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                How Convenient .. Sniffer Dogs Offend Muslims - Atlas Shrugs

                Eh? Why? What's the problem? Surely they should be interested in clearing their name and tarnished image?

                Or have I missed something?


                If Princess "the Killer Dog" Liz sniffs me I will kick her in the teeth!

                The last thing I need is a rabid lizbean hounding me at the airport trying to "sniff" me.
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                • Fundie123
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 31

                  #9
                  Re: Security Sniffer Dogs offend Muslims. Why?

                  I will rejoice on the day that those moon-worshipping terrorists are condemned.

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #10
                    Re: Security Sniffer Dogs offend Muslims. Why?

                    I'm still eagerly awaiting the day a Muslim woman with her burqa refuses the scanner.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • BelieverInGod
                      Fourm Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 9269

                      #11
                      Re: Security Sniffer Dogs offend Muslims. Why?

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      We need to figure out which dogs the Muslims hate the most, and then breed as many as possible.
                      Rottweilers.

                      Actually for some reason it's any black dog with light markings above the eyes, so you could also use Gordon Setters or Black and Tan Coonhounds. Rottweilers are just a hell of a lot scarier.
                      Drama queen

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                      • MitzaLizalor
                        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 14270

                        #12
                        Re: Security Sniffer Dogs offend Muslims. Why?



                        I think these would be well suited.

                        It would also help if mohammedans travelled on separate aircraft. Some of their own designs would be appropriate, perhaps.

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                        • BelieverInGod
                          Fourm Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 9269

                          #13
                          Re: Security Sniffer Dogs offend Muslims. Why?

                          Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post


                          I think these would be well suited.

                          It would also help if mohammedans travelled on separate aircraft. Some of their own designs would be appropriate, perhaps.
                          Was there supposed to be a picture here? I think the Internet deamons got it.
                          Drama queen

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                          • Bible Student
                            Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                            With Jesus now.
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 2474

                            #14
                            Re: Security Sniffer Dogs offend Muslims. Why?

                            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                            Was there supposed to be a picture here? I think the Internet deamons got it.
                            I think you are right. They will try and do anything to cause chaos on Baby Jesus' Birthday. But they won't succeed except for some minor upsets on these InterWebs.
                            YiJC, BS

                            II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                            • MitzaLizalor
                              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 14270

                              #15
                              Re: Security Sniffer Dogs offend Muslims. Why?

                              Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
                              I think you are right. They will try and do anything to cause chaos on Baby Jesus' Birthday. But they won't succeed except for some minor upsets on these InterWebs.
                              It's working for me; here's a similar picture:

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