[Remy Lebeau]

Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

Bestiality is okay by me cause we're ALL animals in the eyes of Darwin.

I know how an oven works therefore, no conscious entity is necessary to explain its existence.

I don't believe in rain, therefore rain does not exist and I'll leave my windows down.

It's only faith when stupid religious folks believe in something without personal experience. I believe in the books of Darwin and I'm not a scientist and have no way of verifying anything in his books, but I believe them all anyway and pray to Darwin every night.

[Saint Elmo]

Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

Bestiality is okay by me cause we're ALL animals in the eyes of Darwin.

[Crusader of His Word]

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Boy, it sure was great masturbating to gay porn! Now I have nothing else to do for the day, might as well smoke some pot!

-Christopher Hitchens

[Cranky Old Man]

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I want to have anal sex with Obama.

[BelieverInGod]

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Hey, y'all,

What's MOST SUPER IMPORTANT to ME is that everybody love everybody else!!! If you wanna bee BFFs (best friends forever) e-mail me at unicornsR4real@angelfire.com! Nooooooooooooooo grumps!


Laterz,
bab

Same person 10 posts later........

YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME YOU PIFFLING IDIOTS, YOU'RE NOTHING BUT PIFFILING PIFFLES I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL YOU EVIL PIFFLES I'M GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE SO MEAN TO EVERYONE SO YOU MUST DIE

PIFFLE YOU YOU PIFFLING PIFFLE!!!!!!111!!!!11

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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ITT: We pretend to be our skewed thoughts of athiests!

Thank you for providing further evidence that atheists are too uneducated to spell "atheist" properly.

Ta-ta.

[Wheatley]

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ITT: We pretend to be our skewed thoughts of athiests!

[Born Again Bob]

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Hey, y'all,

What's MOST SUPER IMPORTANT to ME is that everybody love everybody else!!! If you wanna bee BFFs (best friends forever) e-mail me at unicornsR4real@angelfire.com! Nooooooooooooooo grumps!


Laterz,
bab

[PetitionLady]

Re: ITT: We pretend to be atheists!

My favorite activity on Dawkins' green earth is to persecute Christians. When not busy persecuting Christians, I like to have bareback sex with strangers at highway rest stops. You're not supposed to judge me, but you still have to pay taxes to buy my HIV medications.

Reality, reality!

[BelieverInGod]

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Aren't you all supposed to be nice to everyone, you stupid piffleing buttholes?

You are supposed to be nice and sit there while I smack you around and cherrypick a few verses! You should not talk back! I have my freedoms of speech, which means I can say anything, anytime and anywhere I want to.

If you delete my art of the pictures of zombies eating Jesus or piss christ, that's censorship!!

[off topic]
Amen Pastor.

They seem to think we should be like the Amish, who do take their abuse. Then they get really upset because we stand up for ourselves.

I'm sure they're also the same type of person who tortures small dogs just because they can.

[back on topic]

[Jack O'fagan]

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You Christians believe in God even though,

Nobody has ever seen Him,
He cannot be detected,
You cannot prove he exist,
He is just very convenient for your view of creation. You have no evidence so have to fall back on 'faith' and you just know He must be up there somewhere.

Why doesn't the Universe expand faster? Oh, that's easy, it's 'dark matter',
OK, so
Nobody has ever seen it,
It cannot be detected,
We cannot prove it exists,
But it is very convenient for our view of creation. We have no evidence but we have 'faith' that it must be up there somewhere.



Jack

[The Bright Beast]

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Hail Satan! Let's go and vote for Barack Obama and then have sex outside of marriage!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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(In this thread)

Thanks, Brother! I was thinking it was some sort of a vocational school where people learn to role-play or something.

Do you know exactly how 'god' did it? did 'he' just say "let there be light"

Can you believe that's what the Bible says?? These silly Christians make fun of atheists for believing that "everything came from nothing", and then they turn around and say "everything came from God, who conveniently always existed and just sat around bored until he decided to make the universe"!

How ridiculous is that? Of COURSE everything came from nothing! Where else would it come from?

My favorite activity on Dawkins' green earth is to persecute Christians. When not busy persecuting Christians, I like to have bareback sex with strangers at highway rest stops. You're not supposed to judge me, but you still have to pay taxes to buy my HIV medications.

Um . . . I thought you looked familiar . . .

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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Aren't you all supposed to be nice to everyone, you stupid piffleing buttholes?

You are supposed to be nice and sit there while I smack you around and cherrypick a few verses! You should not talk back! I have my freedoms of speech, which means I can say anything, anytime and anywhere I want to.

If you delete my art of the pictures of zombies eating Jesus or piss christ, that's censorship!!

[wait_what]

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So, I don't need to read scripture in order to have a frame of reference for our discussion. But I am going to hold you accountable to the teachings of men that are unfounded and prideful at best. Then when you prove me wrong I will cast unfounded insults at you on your website that I wandered into uninvited.

After all of that, I am going to go volunteer at my local drive through abortion clinic hoping a cute teen girl comes in so I can prime the pump before sucking out a baby that I can sell at the asian market. Afterwards I will go shoot mushrooms into my bloodstream so that I can get really messed up. While I am tripping out, I am pretty sure I will allow any one and anything to have its way with me.

I will write my name with my urine on my dear sweet grandmother's grave because she never meant anything to anyone as I surely don't either.