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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #2011
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    Sarah Palin.
    God's gift to women.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Lycia The Repentant
      Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
      Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 2019

      #2012
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      God's gift to women.
      True Christian(tm) pastors (although they're really like God's gift to men, women AND children!)
      "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

      An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
      Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
      My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
      Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
      An Open Question to All false christians.

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      • Zechariah Smyth
        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 15251

        #2013
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        God's gift to women.
        Menstrual huts.
        sigpic

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #2014
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
          Menstrual huts.
          Stinky, scary, dank places where decent Men fear to tread.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
            Pastor of Praise and Worship
            A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2009
            • 3890

            #2015
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Stinky, scary, dank places where decent Men fear to tread.
            Vaginas?
            What is wrong with me? I have three children!
            I AM SO NOT GAY! QUIT LOOKING AT ME!
            Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


            Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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            • Lycia The Repentant
              Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
              Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2010
              • 2019

              #2016
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
              Vaginas?
              Portals to Hell!
              "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

              An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
              Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
              My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
              Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
              An Open Question to All false christians.

              Comment

              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708

                #2017
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                Public Bathroom Glory Holes
                sigpic

                Tweet me Here
                My GODLY Bio Here

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555

                  #2018
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                  Public Bathroom Glory Holes
                  The truck stop on highway 40 outside Freehold
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • MitzaLizalor
                    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 14348

                    #2019
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    ..truck stop..
                    honey trap

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                    • James Dewitt
                      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 6267

                      #2020
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                      honey trap
                      Honey wagon
                      Attached Files

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                      • PetitionLady
                        Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                        Forum Member
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 883

                        #2021
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                        Honey wagon
                        Burt's Bees
                        But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                        him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                        ~Matt. 10:33

                        ~~~~~~~
                        Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                        • MitzaLizalor
                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 14348

                          #2022
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                          Burt's Bees
                          overnight utility bag . bee-uty-ful



                          or..
                          your.
                          trash..
                          back. ..

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                          • PetitionLady
                            Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                            Forum Member
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 883

                            #2023
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                            overnight utility bag . bee-uty-ful


                            or..
                            your.
                            trash..
                            back. ..
                            Necessary
                            But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                            him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                            ~Matt. 10:33

                            ~~~~~~~
                            Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                            • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                              Claims not to be a dago slut
                              Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 1307

                              #2024
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                              Necessary
                              The personal higiene
                              Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                              My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                              - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                              • PetitionLady
                                Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                                Forum Member
                                • Nov 2010
                                • 883

                                #2025
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                                The personal higiene
                                soap and water

                                But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                                him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                                ~Matt. 10:33

                                ~~~~~~~
                                Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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