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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555
    #2011
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    Sarah Palin.
    God's gift to women.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Lycia The Repentant
        Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
        Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 2019
        #2012
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        God's gift to women.
        True Christian(tm) pastors (although they're really like God's gift to men, women AND children!)
        "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

        An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
        Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
        My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
        Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
        An Open Question to All false christians.

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251
            #2013
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            God's gift to women.
            Menstrual huts.
            sigpic

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555
                #2014
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                Menstrual huts.
                Stinky, scary, dank places where decent Men fear to tread.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                    Pastor of Praise and Worship
                    A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 3890
                    #2015
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Stinky, scary, dank places where decent Men fear to tread.
                    Vaginas?
                    What is wrong with me? I have three children!
                    I AM SO NOT GAY! QUIT LOOKING AT ME!
                    Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                    Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                      • Lycia The Repentant
                        Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                        Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 2019
                        #2016
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
                        Vaginas?
                        Portals to Hell!
                        "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                        An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                        Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                        My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                        Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                        An Open Question to All false christians.

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                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15708
                            #2017
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                            Portals to Hell!
                            Public Bathroom Glory Holes
                            sigpic

                            Tweet me Here
                            My GODLY Bio Here

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78555
                                #2018
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                Public Bathroom Glory Holes
                                The truck stop on highway 40 outside Freehold
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • MitzaLizalor
                                    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2010
                                    • 14348
                                    #2019
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                    ..truck stop..
                                    honey trap

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                                      • James Dewitt
                                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                                        • Jan 2010
                                        • 6267
                                        #2020
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                        honey trap
                                        Honey wagon
                                        Attached Files

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                                          • PetitionLady
                                            Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Nov 2010
                                            • 883
                                            #2021
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                                            Honey wagon
                                            Burt's Bees
                                            But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                                            him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                                            ~Matt. 10:33
                                            ~~~~~~~
                                            Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                                              • MitzaLizalor
                                                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2010
                                                • 14348
                                                #2022
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                                                Burt's Bees
                                                overnight utility bag . bee-uty-ful



                                                or..
                                                your.
                                                trash..
                                                back. ..

                                                  Comment

                                                  • PetitionLady
                                                    Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Nov 2010
                                                    • 883
                                                    #2023
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                                    overnight utility bag . bee-uty-ful


                                                    or..
                                                    your.
                                                    trash..
                                                    back. ..
                                                    Necessary
                                                    But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                                                    him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                                                    ~Matt. 10:33
                                                    ~~~~~~~
                                                    Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

                                                      Comment

                                                      • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                                                        Claims not to be a dago slut
                                                        Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                                                        • Mar 2011
                                                        • 1307
                                                        #2024
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                                                        Necessary
                                                        The personal higiene
                                                        Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                                                        My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                                                        - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                                                          • PetitionLady
                                                            Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Nov 2010
                                                            • 883
                                                            #2025
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                                                            The personal higiene
                                                            soap and water

                                                            But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                                                            him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                                                            ~Matt. 10:33
                                                            ~~~~~~~
                                                            Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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