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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2566
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Dr. Isaiah Jones View Post
    Pedophile.
    Papist "fathers"
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Dr. Isaiah Jones
      Christ's Antiquarius
      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 736

      #2567
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Papist "fathers"
      Idol-worshipers.
      How "My Little Pony" Turns Men Gay Through Subliminal Mind Control
      The Tyrannosaurus Rex: A Creationist Perspective
      How Newton's Laws PROVE God's Existence
      God HATES Carbon Dating

      2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #2568
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Dr. Isaiah Jones View Post
        Idol-worshipers.
        Boodhist scum
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • wait_what
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Mar 2011
          • 592

          #2569
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Boodhist scum

          Call Center Employees
          The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
          Give her a shovel.
          Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
          19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #2570
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by wait_what View Post
            Call Center Employees
            India

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            • wait_what
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Mar 2011
              • 592

              #2571
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
              India
              Overpopulation
              The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
              Give her a shovel.
              Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
              19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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              • MisterM
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 1480

                #2572
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by wait_what View Post
                Overpopulation
                Nuke as solution
                Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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                • Immaculate Kiwi
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Apr 2011
                  • 71

                  #2573
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by MisterM View Post
                  Nuke as solution
                  Airborne Ebola.
                  Saved via Prosperity Theology, thank God!

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050

                    #2574
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    immigrants with plane tickets
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                    • I-Hate-Juice
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 69

                      #2575
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                      immigrants with plane tickets
                      Sting

                      "I'm an alien I'm a legal alien
                      I'm an Englishman in New York"

                      YiC
                      Paavali
                      Matthew 28:15

                      So they took the money, and did as they were taught: and this saying is commonly reported among the Jews until this day.

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                      • Two-Dollar Bill
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 532

                        #2576
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by I-Hate-Juice View Post
                        Sting

                        "I'm an alien I'm a legal alien
                        I'm an Englishman in New York"

                        YiC
                        Paavali
                        Deportation
                        Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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                        • I-Hate-Juice
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 69

                          #2577
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Two-Dollar Bill View Post
                          Deportation
                          Natalie Portman.

                          A joo, played a witch in Black Swan and is a greedy cunt. But still I find her very interesting, might be her looks or that she has the ability to put people under some weird spells

                          YiC
                          Paavali
                          Matthew 28:15

                          So they took the money, and did as they were taught: and this saying is commonly reported among the Jews until this day.

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                          • Dr. Isaiah Jones
                            Christ's Antiquarius
                            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 736

                            #2578
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by I-Hate-Juice View Post
                            Natalie Portman.
                            God-mocking harlot.
                            How "My Little Pony" Turns Men Gay Through Subliminal Mind Control
                            The Tyrannosaurus Rex: A Creationist Perspective
                            How Newton's Laws PROVE God's Existence
                            God HATES Carbon Dating

                            2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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                            • María Gálvez-Villalobos
                              Claims not to be a dago slut
                              Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 1307

                              #2579
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by Dr. Isaiah Jones View Post
                              God-mocking harlot.
                              My cousin Macarena (who was worked in topless bars and is a addict to the shopping in espècially the minskirts and the ladies underclotheses what she is always buy and come to our house when she finish the shoppings and show us all what she bought and laugh when we say 'Oh my God - That's a harlotty clotheses' or 'Bra? But that don't cover nothing and lift up you the breaths very unnatural and exagerate' and she do this for shock good girls like us and I stop now)
                              Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                              My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                              - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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                              • Faith_Machine
                                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 10050

                                #2580
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
                                My cousin Macarena (who was worked in topless bars and is a addict to the shopping in espècially the minskirts and the ladies underclotheses what she is always buy and come to our house when she finish the shoppings and show us all what she bought and laugh when we say 'Oh my God - That's a harlotty clotheses' or 'Bra? But that don't cover nothing and lift up you the breaths very unnatural and exagerate' and she do this for shock good girls like us and I stop now)

                                I love you.
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