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Our Lady of LourdesOriginally posted by Faith_Machine View PostGenesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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Revelation 22:1:
And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb.Comment
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The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
Give her a shovel.
Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.Comment
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The Koran (and other demonic spellbooks)Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View PostBible boring? Nonsense!
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On the Origin of Species by
Charles Darwin
(evilution)(1 Timothy 2:12) (King James Version): But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
Amen,
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Slug fetishOriginally posted by Tea_Party_Minister View PostOn the Origin of Species by Charles Darwin
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Wiccan harlotsThe best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
Give her a shovel.
Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.Comment
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Originally posted by James Hutchins View PostRun For Cover
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The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
Give her a shovel.
Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.Comment
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Master of Godly Debating
Latest Conquest:Sacred Heart
Debate RecordCurrently Undefeated
Lastest Debates:
Catholic - Not Christian: Former Altar Boy/Molestation Victim with "Stockholm Syndrome" admits catholicism is false
James Peter: Idiotic Catholic Retard Thwarted
Vayhr of the Warhost: Unrepentant wigger struck down.
Teflon: See the post that nailed him.
86 Victories
0 Defeats
Past Victories (Archive):
Uppity Atheist Pagan Witch finally keels over and DIES. America Wins Again!!!
Uppity feeble minded witch needs to be taught how to debate
Racist Nazi Feminazi Bulldyke CRUSHED in debateComment
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