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Re: True Christian™ Word Association
Avatar (A remake of Pocahontas)Originally posted by Born Again Bob View PostPosted via Pasta
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Explanation (of why you are a christian)Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View PostPosted via Pasta
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Intelligence (one of the few things it takes to be a Christian)Originally posted by Jo Freddie View PostThe best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
Give her a shovel.
Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.Comment
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Suspend (what you need to do with any Intelligence you have in order to be a christian)Originally posted by wait_what View PostPosted via Pasta
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Whistling show tunes. Don't judge or ask.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View PostRead the series of the greatest smitings in the Bible.
The 67 deadly sins of the New Testament.
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It might explain what happens when somebody gets hooked on imaginary false deities, of which there are many to choose from, but as this song clearly demonstrates such bad choices do not lead anywhere good.Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
Like all satanic "sentiments" the "emotions" described here result from sinning a lot @ 3:33 into the song (idiotic sacred geometry
freaks might notice a "hidden message"
here) but the outcome does not lead to a Godly life, does it? It leads to something else,
Matthew 7:16 How wonderful it would be if everyone came to know the Truth!
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Logic (yours, you worship food)Originally posted by Jo Freddie View PostThe best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
Give her a shovel.
Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.Comment
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Global Warming (cured)Originally posted by Faith_Machine View PostThe best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
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Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.Comment
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But there is an answerOriginally posted by wait_what View PostComment
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AMEN!But whosoever shall deny me before men,
him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
~Matt. 10:33
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Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"Comment
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But whosoever shall deny me before men,
him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
~Matt. 10:33
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Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"Comment
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Chef BoyardeeOriginally posted by PetitionLady View Post
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