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  • Jack O'fagan
    With faith as immovable as the Earth
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 4836
    #4531
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    A mountain, Some Trees and a Midgit
    How you lost your virginity
    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

    sigpic

    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555
        #4532
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
        How you lost your virginity
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Jo Freddie
            Unsaved trash
            Hateful God mocking pirate
            • Apr 2009
            • 6339
            #4533
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
            How you lost your virginity
            How you lost yours
            Posted via Pasta

            True Pastafarian™

            May my Sauce be with you!
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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555
                #4534
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                How you lost yours
                Really? That's the best you can do, Mr. Swashbuckler? "IknowyouarebutwhatamI?"


                Restart: False Christian
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Jo Freddie
                    Unsaved trash
                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 6339
                    #4535
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Swashbuckler
                    Our Lord's Chosen People
                    Posted via Pasta

                    True Pastafarian™

                    May my Sauce be with you!
                    Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                    Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                    The Loose Canon - HTML version
                    Loose Canon Fan Page
                    North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                    I have been to The Volcano!

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                      • Didymus Much
                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 14079
                        #4536
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        Our Lord's Chosen People...
                        At least those who can't appreciate the sublime mysteries of Discordianism.

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                          • Alphonse Alban
                            Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                             
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 5724
                            #4537
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            sublime
                            Inferior ornamental fruit

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                              • Faith_Machine
                                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 10050
                                #4538
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                George Takei
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                                  • Brother Harold Porter
                                    Landover Senior Outreach
                                    Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jun 2010
                                    • 8236
                                    #4539
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                    George Takei
                                    Bucktooth
                                    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                                      • proteastantguy
                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                        • Aug 2010
                                        • 488
                                        #4540
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Bluetooth

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                                          • Holywellsapian
                                            Unsaved trash
                                            Under Investigation
                                            • May 2011
                                            • 11
                                            #4541
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                                            Bluetooth
                                            Connecting Christians.
                                            Exodus 20:11 For [in] six days the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them [is], and rested the seventh day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.

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                                              • James Hutchins
                                                True Christian™
                                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                 
                                                • Jun 2009
                                                • 29453
                                                #4542
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                                                Bluetooth
                                                toothless brit
                                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                                  • Jack O'fagan
                                                    With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Feb 2011
                                                    • 4836
                                                    #4543
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                                    toothless brit
                                                    Disobedient wife
                                                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                                                    sigpic

                                                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                                      • Born Again Bob
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 2318
                                                        #4544
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                                        Disobedient wife
                                                        Smack

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                                                          • Didymus Much
                                                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                                            • Jun 2010
                                                            • 14079
                                                            #4545
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                                            Disobedient wife
                                                            Missing, presumed "well" looked after.



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