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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449
    #7516
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Barack Obama's State of the Union (Tuesday)
    Tide comes in, Obama goes out!
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10050
        #7517
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Lifeguard's day off.
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          • Jack O'fagan
            With faith as immovable as the Earth
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 4836
            #7518
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
            Tide comes in, Obama goes out!
            Exodus 15:3The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.
            4Pharaoh's chariots and his host hath he cast into the sea: his chosen captains also are drowned in the Red sea.


            Dead horses
            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

            sigpic

            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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              • Zechariah Smyth
                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 15251
                #7519
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                Exodus 15:3The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.
                4Pharaoh's chariots and his host hath he cast into the sea: his chosen captains also are drowned in the Red sea.


                Dead horses
                True Grit
                sigpic

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050
                    #7520
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    One-eyed fat men
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                      • Adam Fag
                        Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 624
                        #7521
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                        One-eyed fat men
                        stork
                        Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10050
                            #7522
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Where children should be told babies come from.
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                              • Adam Fag
                                Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 624
                                #7523
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                Where children should be told babies come from.
                                well as long as it's not French

                                Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                                  • Faith_Machine
                                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Mar 2011
                                    • 10050
                                    #7524
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Adam Ski View Post
                                    well as long as it's not French


                                    This is a word association game. What is your word?
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                                      • Adam Fag
                                        Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                                        • Jan 2012
                                        • 624
                                        #7525
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                        This is a word association game. What is your word?
                                        French

                                        My next word is mad

                                        Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                            Honorary True Christian™
                                            Forum Member
                                            • May 2008
                                            • 13996
                                            #7526
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Adam Ski View Post
                                            French



                                            My next word is mad
                                            Adam Ski.
                                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                                True Christian™
                                                • May 2010
                                                • 8337
                                                #7527
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                                Adam Ski.
                                                unsaved retard.
                                                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                                  • Mary Etheldreda
                                                    Gushing for Jesus
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2011
                                                    • 23775
                                                    #7528
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                                    unsaved retard.
                                                    Devilslittlehelper
                                                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • May 2010
                                                        • 8337
                                                        #7529
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                                        Devilslittlehelper
                                                        Godless parasite
                                                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                                          • Faith_Machine
                                                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Mar 2011
                                                            • 10050
                                                            #7530
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            social workers
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