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  • Jack O'fagan
    With faith as immovable as the Earth
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 4836
    #9016
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Matthew 5:30

    Chop chop!

    Matthew 19:12
    For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.


    Eunuch for Jesus.
    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

    sigpic

    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453
        #9017
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
        Matthew 19:12
        For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.


        Eunuch for Jesus.
        Definitely not Onan
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Jack O'fagan
            With faith as immovable as the Earth
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 4836
            #9018
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Definitely not Onan
            wet patch
            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

            sigpic

            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453
                #9019
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                wet patch
                Whores 'Landing Strip'
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • WWJDnow
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 6312
                    #9020
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    Whores 'Landing Strip'
                    Capt. Portway's worst nightmare.
                    The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555
                        #9021
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                        Capt. Portway's worst nightmare.
                        Another last minute flight to North Korea
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • WWJDnow
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 6312
                            #9022
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Another last minute flight to North Korea
                            A good way to start Armageddon.
                            The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                              • JustGotSaved
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Aug 2009
                                • 519
                                #9023
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                                A good way to start Armageddon.
                                Bomb Mecca for starters
                                Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                    Honorary True Christian™
                                    Forum Member
                                    • May 2008
                                    • 13996
                                    #9024
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
                                    Bomb Mecca for starters
                                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                      • Faith_Machine
                                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Mar 2011
                                        • 10050
                                        #9025
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Pubic lube?

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                                          • Higgins
                                            True Christian™
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Jul 2010
                                            • 314
                                            #9026
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                            Pubic lube?

                                            Liberal plot for taxpayers to pay for homos having gay sex

                                            (misread "pubic" for "public")
                                            Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

                                            Numbers 35:19: The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.

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                                              • WWJDnow
                                                True Christian™
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Aug 2009
                                                • 6312
                                                #9027
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Higgins View Post
                                                Liberal plot for taxpayers to pay for homos having gay sex
                                                Restrooms in the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport.
                                                The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                                                  • James Hutchins
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                     
                                                    • Jun 2009
                                                    • 29453
                                                    #9028
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                                                    Restrooms in the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport.
                                                    Tap shoes
                                                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                                      • Titus Templeton
                                                        Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                                        Jesus macht frei
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Aug 2010
                                                        • 5912
                                                        #9029
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                                        Tap shoes
                                                        Nancy Sinatra
                                                        -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                                        -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                                        -Holocaust Jokes
                                                        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                                        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                                        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                                        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                                        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                                                          • FreeFromBrains
                                                            Unsaved trash, teenaged fool
                                                            • May 2012
                                                            • 389
                                                            #9030
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                                                            Nancy Sinatra
                                                            Nancy Reagan.
                                                            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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