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  • Jack O'fagan
    With faith as immovable as the Earth
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 4836
    #7561
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    Even funnier than The Cosbys!

    Psalm 2:4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision.


    Watching sinners burn.
    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555
        #7562
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
        Psalm 2:4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision.


        Watching sinners burn.
        Spectator sport in Heaven
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996
            #7563
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Spectator sport in Heaven
            Manly American Football.

            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050
                #7564
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                Manly American Football.

                Blatant sodomy in supposedly family-friendly entertainment

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                  • Jo Freddie
                    Unsaved trash
                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 6339
                    #7565
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    Blatant sodomy
                    Supposedly engaged Pastor in the shower with his houseboys
                    Posted via Pasta

                    True Pastafarian™

                    May my Sauce be with you!
                    Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
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                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449
                        #7566
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        Supposedly engaged Pastor in the shower with his houseboys


                        Circle Prayer.
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                          • Jo Freddie
                            Unsaved trash
                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 6339
                            #7567
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                            Circle Prayer.
                            Human Centipede.
                            Posted via Pasta

                            True Pastafarian™

                            May my Sauce be with you!
                            Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                            Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                            The Loose Canon - HTML version
                            Loose Canon Fan Page
                            North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                            I have been to The Volcano!

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                              • Faith_Machine
                                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 10050
                                #7568
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                Human Centipede.
                                tame, by San Francisco standards
                                WARNING:
                                In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                                REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                                  • James Hutchins
                                    True Christian™
                                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                     
                                    • Jun 2009
                                    • 29453
                                    #7569
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                    tame, by San Francisco standards
                                    Saturday night showers in a Super Max
                                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                      • Jo Freddie
                                        Unsaved trash
                                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                                        • Apr 2009
                                        • 6339
                                        #7570
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                        Saturday night showers in a Super Max
                                        Which takes us back to Zekie Boy and the houseboys....
                                        Posted via Pasta

                                        True Pastafarian™

                                        May my Sauce be with you!
                                        Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                        Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                        The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                        Loose Canon Fan Page
                                        North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                        I have been to The Volcano!

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                                          • James Hutchins
                                            True Christian™
                                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                             
                                            • Jun 2009
                                            • 29453
                                            #7571
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                            Which takes us back to Zekie Boy and the houseboys....
                                            Sharing His Love of God
                                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 15708
                                                #7572
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                                Sharing His Love of God
                                                Zeke

                                                ~~~glares at Jo Freddie ~~~
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                                                  • James Hutchins
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                     
                                                    • Jun 2009
                                                    • 29453
                                                    #7573
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                                    Zeke

                                                    ~~~glares at Jo Freddie ~~~
                                                    The man who is gazed up at when I am on my knees accepting the love of God as only He Provides.
                                                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                                      • Cranky Old Man
                                                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                                        You kids get off his lawn!
                                                         
                                                        • Jan 2010
                                                        • 22369
                                                        #7574
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Santorum!
                                                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 15708
                                                            #7575
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                                            Santorum!
                                                            McLovin
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