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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453
    #8011
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Larni69 View Post
    Bears.
    Posted via Mobile Device
    Rumors in the basement-Absolutely not about Pastor Ezekiel
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Dr Laurence Niles
        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
         
        • Jan 2012
        • 9063
        #8012
        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        Rumors in the basement-Absolutely not about Pastor Ezekiel
        Smear campaign.
        Posted via Mobile Device
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • The Lord's Sword
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2012
            • 179
            #8013
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Larni69 View Post
            Smear campaign.
            Posted via Mobile Device
            evilution
            Exodus 21:20-21

            20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996
                #8014
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by The Lord's Sword View Post
                evilution
                "millions of years"

                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050
                    #8015
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Million Man March




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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996
                        #8016
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                        Million Man March



                        One Million Moms: Fighting Schweddy Balls
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775
                            #8017
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            One Million Moms: Fighting Schweddy Balls
                            Archie's Fag Friends
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • Adam Fag
                                Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 624
                                #8018
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                Archie's Fag Friends
                                3 men in a boat

                                Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78555
                                    #8019
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Adam Ski View Post
                                    3 men in a boat
                                    One man in a whale.
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • Adam Fag
                                        Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                                        • Jan 2012
                                        • 624
                                        #8020
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        One man in a whale.
                                        Fishy

                                        Story Summary:

                                        The story of Jonah and the Whale…

                                        the sailors finally tossed Jonah into the sea…

                                        Instead of drowning, Jonah was swallowed by a great fish…
                                        So what was it? A whale or a fish?
                                        Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78555
                                            #8021
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Adam Ski View Post
                                            Fishy
                                            Hippie girls
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • Adam Fag
                                                Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                                                • Jan 2012
                                                • 624
                                                #8022
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                Hippie girls
                                                blonde dreads

                                                Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                                                  • The Lord's Sword
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Feb 2012
                                                    • 179
                                                    #8023
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Adam Ski View Post
                                                    blonde dreads

                                                    Disgusting
                                                    Exodus 21:20-21

                                                    20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.

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                                                      • MitzaLizalor
                                                        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2010
                                                        • 14270
                                                        #8024
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by The Lord's Sword View Post
                                                        Disgusting
                                                        Bo Derek

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                                                          • The Lord's Sword
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Feb 2012
                                                            • 179
                                                            #8025
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                                            Bo Derek

                                                            Atheists idea of a good time.
                                                            Exodus 21:20-21

                                                            20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.

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