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  • Adam Fag
    Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
    • Jan 2012
    • 614

    #7951
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Destroying America one meal at a time.
    parasites

    link

    King Henry I (1068-1135) of England was known for his lust of eating the lamprey
    Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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    • Titus Templeton
      Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
      Jesus macht frei
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2010
      • 5912

      #7952
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by Adam Ski View Post
      parasites
      greeks
      -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
      -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
      -Holocaust Jokes
      -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
      -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
      -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
      -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
      -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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      • Adam Fag
        Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
        • Jan 2012
        • 614

        #7953
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
        greeks
        Adam Smith
        Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78552

          #7954
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Adam Ski View Post
          Godly Capitalism!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Adam Fag
            Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
            • Jan 2012
            • 614

            #7955
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Thalus

            Thalus, a Greek Philosopher, instrumented an agreement by which he secured the rights of the olive presses. He was able to secure the same at a comparatively low rate because of the uncertainty relating to the extent of harvest. Olive harvest for that year was very high which generated excess demand for olive presses. This gave Thalus the opportunity to charge a very high price from the consumers and consequently book a heavy profit.
            Romans 1:16 For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek.
            Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10049

              #7956
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              phallus

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              • Adam Fag
                Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                • Jan 2012
                • 614

                #7957
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                phallus

                The Gherkin
                Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                • Billy Bob Jenkins
                  Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                  About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                  Hates anal sex. And trees.
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 8337

                  #7958
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by Adam Ski View Post
                  Divining by human entrails
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • Dr Laurence Niles
                    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                     
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 9063

                    #7959
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Wizards!

                    Posted via non magical device
                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • Billy Bob Jenkins
                      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                      Hates anal sex. And trees.
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 8337

                      #7960
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by Larni69 View Post
                      Wizards!

                      Posted via non magical device
                      Anal sex
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29445

                        #7961
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                        Anal sex
                        Prostrate massage by Midget
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Alphonse Alban
                          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                           
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 5724

                          #7962
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                          Prostrate massage by Midget
                          Speechless

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29445

                            #7963
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                            Speechless
                            Dead false Christians meeting the devil.
                            True Christians Laughing for all of eternity
                            Priceless
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Zechariah Smyth
                              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 15251

                              #7964
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              Priceless
                              God's Glory
                              sigpic

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                              • James Hutchins
                                True Christian™
                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                 
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 29445

                                #7965
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                                God's Glory
                                Gargling with His Love
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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