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  • Captain_Malfunction
    Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
    • Jul 2012
    • 43
    #9106
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Just once, to slaughter 1/3 of humanity, and then raise all the dead and cast all sinners and nonbelievers and Urantians into His Lake of Fire to be burned alive for all time!
    Roasting sinners and marshmallows!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78553
        #9107
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Captain_Malfunction View Post
        Roasting sinners and marshmallows!
        And boogers dressed as pirates.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Captain_Malfunction
            Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
            • Jul 2012
            • 43
            #9108
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            And boogers dressed as pirates.
            And PacMan.

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10049
                #9109
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Captain_Malfunction View Post
                And PacMan.
                Super PACs: The guarantor of fair elections!

                WARNING:
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                REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996
                    #9110
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    Super PACs: The guarantor of fair elections!

                    Except for that Lesbian SuperPAC. They may try to unfairly influence electoral politics by channeling money from the likes of Ellen DeGeneres and Portia Rossi and Gillian Anderson.

                    Oh, the word is "Lesbian".
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Captain_Malfunction
                        Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                        • Jul 2012
                        • 43
                        #9111
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        Except for that Lesbian SuperPAC. They may try to unfairly influence electoral politics by channeling money from the likes of Ellen DeGeneres and Portia Rossi and Gillian Anderson.

                        Oh, the word is "Lesbian".
                        Sappho

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                          • Zechariah Smyth
                            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 15251
                            #9112
                            Originally posted by Captain_Malfunction View Post
                            Sappho
                            Sambo
                            sigpic

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                              • Faith_Machine
                                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 10049
                                #9113
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Positive role model for colored youngsters.
                                WARNING:
                                In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                                REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                                  • Higgins
                                    True Christian™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jul 2010
                                    • 314
                                    #9114
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                    Positive role model for colored youngsters.
                                    Is there one?
                                    Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

                                    Numbers 35:19: The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.

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                                      • Jedediah
                                        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                        Fisher of Men
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Feb 2010
                                        • 6824
                                        #9115
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                        Positive role model for colored youngsters.
                                        Alan West

                                        II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                                        And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                                        In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                                        Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                                        The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                                          • James Hutchins
                                            True Christian™
                                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                             
                                            • Jun 2009
                                            • 29453
                                            #9116
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                                            Alan West
                                            Jonny Quest
                                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                              • Captain_Malfunction
                                                Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                                                • Jul 2012
                                                • 43
                                                #9117
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                                Jonny Quest
                                                Sounds like a male porn actor's name.

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                                                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                    Honorary True Christian™
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • May 2008
                                                    • 13996
                                                    #9118
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Captain_Malfunction View Post
                                                    Sounds like a male porn actor's name.
                                                    I imagine you'd know.

                                                    Do you understand how "word association" games work? I'm guessing not.

                                                    . . . Ron Jeremy.
                                                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                                      • James Hutchins
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                         
                                                        • Jun 2009
                                                        • 29453
                                                        #9119
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                                        I imagine you'd know.

                                                        Do you understand how "word association" games work? I'm guessing not.

                                                        . . . Ron Jeremy.
                                                        Ron Paul
                                                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                                          • Didymus Much
                                                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                                            • Jun 2010
                                                            • 14076
                                                            #9120
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                                            Ron Paul
                                                            Les Paul.

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