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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996
    #9031
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by FreeFromBrains View Post
    Nancy Reagan.
    Ron Reagan, liberal gay atheist son of Ronald Reagan (RIP)
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10049
        #9032
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Proof that Nancy's astrology angered God.
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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29445
            #9033
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            Proof that Nancy's astrology angered God.
            Proof that Nancy's cooter made Gods eyes burn.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996
                #9034
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                Proof that Nancy's cooter made Gods eyes burn.
                The Great Flood.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552
                    #9035
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    The Great Flood.
                    Proof of God's love.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996
                        #9036
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Proof of God's love.
                        . . . which is only for those who obey!
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Titus Templeton
                            Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                            Jesus macht frei
                            True Christian™
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 5912
                            #9037
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            . . . which is only for those who obey!
                            God answering prayers
                            -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                            -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                            -Holocaust Jokes
                            -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                            -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                            -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                            -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                            -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                              • Didymus Much
                                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 14076
                                #9038
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                                God answering prayers
                                Remarkably similar results to random chance.

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                                  • Jack O'fagan
                                    With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Feb 2011
                                    • 4836
                                    #9039
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                    Remarkably similar results to random chance.
                                    Because God also controls the random events!!!


                                    Blind atheist.
                                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                        Honorary True Christian™
                                        Forum Member
                                        • May 2008
                                        • 13996
                                        #9040
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                        Because God also controls the random events!!!


                                        Blind atheist.
                                        Deaf and dumb atheist: Answered prayer.
                                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                          • Higgins
                                            True Christian™
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Jul 2010
                                            • 314
                                            #9041
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                            Deaf and dumb atheist: Answered prayer.
                                            Abraham Lincoln
                                            Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

                                            Numbers 35:19: The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.

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                                              • James Hutchins
                                                True Christian™
                                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                 
                                                • Jun 2009
                                                • 29445
                                                #9042
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Higgins View Post
                                                Abraham Lincoln
                                                Could of Used a Wood Chipper
                                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                                  • Higgins
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Jul 2010
                                                    • 314
                                                    #9043
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                                    Could of Used a Wood Chipper
                                                    Whomever righteously smites Carly Rae Jepsen
                                                    Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

                                                    Numbers 35:19: The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.

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                                                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                        Honorary True Christian™
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • May 2008
                                                        • 13996
                                                        #9044
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Higgins View Post
                                                        Whomever righteously smites Carly Rae Jepsen
                                                        Call her Hellbound.
                                                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                                          • JustGotSaved
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Aug 2009
                                                            • 519
                                                            #9045
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                                            Call her Hellbound.
                                                            Transylvania 6-5000
                                                            Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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