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  • Jack O'fagan
    With faith as immovable as the Earth
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 4836
    #9361
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by LBC loving Dutchmen View Post
    Obama bin Laden
    Death bed conversion
    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555
        #9362
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
        Death bed conversion
        Chuck Darwin

        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14289
            #9363
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Chuck Darwin
            Sid Vicious

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996
                #9364
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                Sid Vicious
                Squid Couscous.

                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555
                    #9365
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    Squid Couscous.
                    Devilfish
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708
                        #9366
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Devilfish
                        Satan's scalding hot sperm

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                        Tweet me Here
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                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 8337
                            #9367
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                            Satan's scalding hot sperm

                            The drink of Olympic "athletes"
                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78555
                                #9368
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                The drink of Olympic "athletes"
                                Vile sin!
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                    True Christian™
                                    • May 2010
                                    • 8337
                                    #9369
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                    Vile sin!
                                    ANAL SEX!
                                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                      • MitzaLizalor
                                        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2010
                                        • 14289
                                        #9370
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                        ANAL SEX!
                                        Mack the Knife

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                                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                            Honorary True Christian™
                                            Forum Member
                                            • May 2008
                                            • 13996
                                            #9371
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                            Mack the Knife
                                            Haifisch
                                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                              • MitzaLizalor
                                                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2010
                                                • 14289
                                                #9372
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                                Haifisch
                                                Lebensraum

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                                                  • Faith_Machine
                                                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Mar 2011
                                                    • 10050
                                                    #9373
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                    Devilfish
                                                    Frankenstein vs. The Giant Devilfish


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                                                      • Steve
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Jul 2012
                                                        • 227
                                                        #9374
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                        Frankenstein vs. The Giant Devilfish

                                                        Anglican Schism

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                                                          • Adam Fag
                                                            Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                                                            • Jan 2012
                                                            • 627
                                                            #9375
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Steve View Post
                                                            Anglican Schism
                                                            potato famine
                                                            Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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