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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555
    #9346
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
    warhammer nerds

    Wizards!

    Leviticus 20:27
    A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15708
        #9347
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Wizards!
        The evil and demonic Mickey Mouse!

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996
            #9348
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Wizards!
            Wizard!

            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Adam Fag
                Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
                • Jan 2012
                • 632
                #9349
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                Wizard!

                Lot's wife
                Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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                  • Jack O'fagan
                    With faith as immovable as the Earth
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 4836
                    #9350
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
                    Lot's wife
                    Condiment
                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                    sigpic

                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                      • LBC loving Dutchmen
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2011
                        • 216
                        #9351
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                        Condiment
                        Porkchops
                        II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15708
                            #9352
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by LBC loving Dutchmen View Post
                            Porkchops
                            Ofc. Richards
                            sigpic

                            Tweet me Here
                            My GODLY Bio Here

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996
                                #9353
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                Ofc. Richards
                                Rubenesque
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                    True Christian™
                                    • May 2010
                                    • 8337
                                    #9354
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                    Rubenesque
                                    America!
                                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                      • Bjorn Jensen
                                        True Christian™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Apr 2012
                                        • 2355
                                        #9355
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                        America!
                                        Chick-fil-A

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                                          • Mary Etheldreda
                                            Gushing for Jesus
                                             
                                            • Sep 2011
                                            • 23775
                                            #9356
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by I am a bum View Post
                                            Chick-fil-A
                                            God's favorite fast food!
                                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                              • Jack O'fagan
                                                With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Feb 2011
                                                • 4836
                                                #9357
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                                God's favorite fast food!
                                                2 Kings 18:27
                                                But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?


                                                Dung and piss
                                                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                                                sigpic

                                                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                    Honorary True Christian™
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • May 2008
                                                    • 13996
                                                    #9358
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                                    2 Kings 18:27
                                                    But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?


                                                    Dung and piss
                                                    Homo Happy Meal
                                                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                                      • Titus Templeton
                                                        Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                                        Jesus macht frei
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Aug 2010
                                                        • 5912
                                                        #9359
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                                        Homo Happy Meal

                                                        unwashed anus
                                                        -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                                        -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                                        -Holocaust Jokes
                                                        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                                        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                                        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                                        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                                        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                                                          • LBC loving Dutchmen
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Oct 2011
                                                            • 216
                                                            #9360
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                                                            unwashed anus
                                                            Obama bin Laden
                                                            II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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