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  • Daniel the Sodomite
    Unsaved trash, lying teenage queerboy
    • Jan 2011
    • 57

    #1066
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    Zekie Boy
    Le's see. 30-something year old unmarried pastor?

    Hmm? Um, child molestation scandal

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    • Jo Freddie
      Unsaved trash
      Hateful God mocking pirate
      • Apr 2009
      • 6339

      #1067
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by Daniel Duskwight View Post
      Le's see. 30-something year old unmarried pastor?

      Hmm? Um, child molestation scandal
      Don't forget the houseboys that help him in the shower.....
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      • Jo Freddie
        Unsaved trash
        Hateful God mocking pirate
        • Apr 2009
        • 6339

        #1068
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
        Disposal
        Bomb
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        • Rev. Jim Osborne
          True Christian™ Televangelist
          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 8622

          #1069
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          Don't forget the houseboys that help him in the shower.....
          Hey, pastabrain. A houseboy helps out around the house, nothing more. So what if Pastor Zeke has a couple there, he lives in a sprawling mansion and needs all the help he can get. You have a sick reprobate mind if you think that our good pastor would be carrying on a depraved double life like that.

          Don't make me have to infract you again.

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #1070
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
            Hey, pastabrain. A houseboy helps out around the house, nothing more. So what if Pastor Zeke has a couple there, he lives in a sprawling mansion and needs all the help he can get. You have a sick reprobate mind if you think that our good pastor would be carrying on a depraved double life like that.

            Don't make me have to infract you again.
            There is a extra $20 large in the collection plate if you do.



            Jesus

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            • SpiritualistGirl
              Unsaved trash, Suspected witch
              • Feb 2011
              • 80

              #1071
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
              Hey, pastabrain. A houseboy helps out around the house, nothing more. So what if Pastor Zeke has a couple there, he lives in a sprawling mansion and needs all the help he can get. You have a sick reprobate mind if you think that our good pastor would be carrying on a depraved double life like that.

              Don't make me have to infract you again.
              Aren't Pastor Ezekiel and Daisy Mae Johnson engaged? (According to old posts) If so, why don't they just get married? That way, he wouldn't need any houseboys.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78553

                #1072
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by SpiritualistGirl View Post
                Aren't Pastor Ezekiel and Daisy Mae Johnson engaged? (According to old posts) If so, why don't they just get married? That way, he wouldn't need any houseboys.
                Who asked you? Stop derailing our threads, and keep your nose out of other people's business!

                Not that it's any of your business, but Sister Daisy Mae and I have been happily engaged for over 7 years now. We'll get married when the time is right.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • James Dewitt
                  #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 6267

                  #1073
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Who asked you? Stop derailing our threads, and keep your nose out of other people's business!

                  Not that it's any of your business, but Sister Daisy Mae and I have been happily engaged for over 7 years now. We'll get married when the time is right.
                  Procrastination

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                  • Jo Freddie
                    Unsaved trash
                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 6339

                    #1074
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                    Hey, pastabrain. A houseboy helps out around the house, nothing more. So what if Pastor Zeke has a couple there, he lives in a sprawling mansion and needs all the help he can get. You have a sick reprobate mind if you think that our good pastor would be carrying on a depraved double life like that.

                    Don't make me have to infract you again.
                    Oh they help with a bit more then just the housework....
                    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                    I used to do a lot of the chores and stuff around Zeke's house but he has taken some of the burden off me and now he uses some kind of dark skinned foreigners to help around the house. They seem to be at his every beck and call. They even help him shower and wash his back (which obviously I can't do until we are married) They are such a help! They also don't have an "unclean" time so they are able to help all month long, where I cannot. He sends me to my shed every month, but that's ok. I knit a lot of things for him while I'm in there and I pray a lot and that is fun. JESUS like that too .
                    Is Zekie boy not in full health? Is he not capable of getting a shower on his own or does he have some medical condition he has not shared with us?
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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78553

                      #1075
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                      Procrastination
                      Safety.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • James Dewitt
                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 6267

                        #1076
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        Oh they help with a bit more then just the housework....


                        Is Zekie boy not in full health? Is he not capable of getting a shower on his own or does he have some medical condition he has not shared with us?
                        Pasta Freak quit derailing this thread.

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                        • Jo Freddie
                          Unsaved trash
                          Hateful God mocking pirate
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 6339

                          #1077
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Safety.
                          Net.
                          Posted via Pasta

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                          • James Dewitt
                            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 6267

                            #1078
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Safety.
                            Suspenders and a belt

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                            • BelieverInGod
                              Fourm Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 9269

                              #1079
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              This game was going so well until the unsaved trash ruined it.

                              ->> procrastination

                              Tired.
                              Drama queen

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78553

                                #1080
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                                Tired.
                                Deep tissue massage.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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