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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708
    #11401
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Having a good laugh before bed
    Children's Biblical bedtimes stories.

    (I know I used to find the story of the two she bears who tore to bits 42 kids for laughing at a baldman hilarious when I was a kid)

    2:23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
    2:24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
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      • Alexandria Puckett
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Mar 2013
        • 256
        #11402
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
        Children's Biblical bedtimes stories.

        (I know I used to find the story of the two she bears who tore to bits 42 kids for laughing at a baldman hilarious when I was a kid)



        Raising kid's right! (Cute bears by the way! )
        But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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          • Mary Thompson
            True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2013
            • 653
            #11403
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
            Raising kid's right! (Cute bears by the way! )
            Godly beatings.
            Thinking of Abortion?
            That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
            Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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              • Paragon of virtue
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jan 2013
                • 547
                #11404
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Mary Thompson View Post
                Godly beatings.

                Early and often

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453
                    #11405
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
                    Early and often
                    Voting Republican!
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Sammy The Penitent
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Nov 2012
                        • 289
                        #11406
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        Voting Republican!
                        God's Party
                        2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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                          • Alexandria Puckett
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 256
                            #11407
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Sammy The Penitent View Post
                            God's Party
                            Jesus' Birthday
                            But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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                              • Pim Pendergast
                                PHD - Theophysicist
                                Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2012
                                • 3103
                                #11408
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
                                Jesus' Birthday
                                Christmas.
                                sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                                Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                                  • WWJDnow
                                    True Christian™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Aug 2009
                                    • 6312
                                    #11409
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Pim Pendergast View Post
                                    Christmas.
                                    Things Jews hate.
                                    The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78555
                                        #11410
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                                        Things Jews hate.
                                        A plate of bacon
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 15708
                                            #11411
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            A plate of bacon
                                            A hearty and GODLY True Christian staple food!

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                                              • WWJDnow
                                                True Christian™
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Aug 2009
                                                • 6312
                                                #11412
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                                A hearty and GODLY True Christian staple food!
                                                Daisy Mae's pie.
                                                The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                                                  • Mary Thompson
                                                    True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Mar 2013
                                                    • 653
                                                    #11413
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                                                    Daisy Mae's pie.
                                                    Best Pie in Freehold seven years in a row.
                                                    Thinking of Abortion?
                                                    That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
                                                    Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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                                                      • James Hutchins
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                         
                                                        • Jun 2009
                                                        • 29453
                                                        #11414
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Mary Thompson View Post
                                                        Best Pie in Freehold seven years in a row.
                                                        Nigras are always trying to 'get me some slice' (as they say)
                                                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                                          • Sammy The Penitent
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Nov 2012
                                                            • 289
                                                            #11415
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                                            Nigras are always trying to 'get me some slice' (as they say)
                                                            A young buck's fantasy
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                                                            2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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