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  • #11401
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Having a good laugh before bed
    Children's Biblical bedtimes stories.

    (I know I used to find the story of the two she bears who tore to bits 42 kids for laughing at a baldman hilarious when I was a kid)

    2:23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
    2:24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
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    • #11402
      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

      Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
      Children's Biblical bedtimes stories.

      (I know I used to find the story of the two she bears who tore to bits 42 kids for laughing at a baldman hilarious when I was a kid)



      Raising kid's right! (Cute bears by the way! )
      But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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      • #11403
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
        Raising kid's right! (Cute bears by the way! )
        Godly beatings.
        Thinking of Abortion?
        That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
        Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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        • #11404
          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

          Originally posted by Mary Thompson View Post
          Godly beatings.

          Early and often

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          • #11405
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
            Early and often
            Voting Republican!
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • #11406
              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Voting Republican!
              God's Party
              2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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              • #11407
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Sammy The Penitent View Post
                God's Party
                Jesus' Birthday
                But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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                • #11408
                  Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                  Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
                  Jesus' Birthday
                  Christmas.
                  sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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                  • #11409
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Pim Pendergast View Post
                    Christmas.
                    Things Jews hate.
                    The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                    • #11410
                      Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                      Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                      Things Jews hate.
                      A plate of bacon
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • #11411
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        A plate of bacon
                        A hearty and GODLY True Christian staple food!

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                        • #11412
                          Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                          Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                          A hearty and GODLY True Christian staple food!
                          Daisy Mae's pie.
                          The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                          • #11413
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                            Daisy Mae's pie.
                            Best Pie in Freehold seven years in a row.
                            Thinking of Abortion?
                            That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
                            Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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                            • #11414
                              Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                              Originally posted by Mary Thompson View Post
                              Best Pie in Freehold seven years in a row.
                              Nigras are always trying to 'get me some slice' (as they say)
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • #11415
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                Nigras are always trying to 'get me some slice' (as they say)
                                A young buck's fantasy
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                                2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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